Straight Line of the Day: The Quality of Mercy Is Not Strained, But… Posted by Oppo on 19 April 2025, 12:00 pm
Mercy is a non-alcoholic, non-caffeinated beverage marketed as a preventative for hangovers and alcohol flush so you can strain it and look like an idiot if you want to… 1 Reply to this comment
The quality of mercy is not strained, but the rats I shoot with the upgraded pellet gun are ignorant of it. 1 Reply to this comment
…. but President Trump is fresh out of patience with the Ukrainians and Russians. 2 Reply to this comment
The Quality of Mercy Is Not Strained, But… is highly stressed and looking for some relief. 2 Reply to this comment
Mercy is a non-alcoholic, non-caffeinated beverage marketed as a preventative for hangovers and alcohol flush so you can strain it and look like an idiot if you want to…
The quality of mercy is not strained, but the rats I shoot with the upgraded pellet gun are ignorant of it.
…. but President Trump is fresh out of patience with the Ukrainians and Russians.
The Quality of Mercy Is Not Strained, But…
is highly stressed and looking for some relief.
…it droppeth like the gentle rain from a wood chipper, dude.
…but it is undeniably twisted.
The Quality of Mercy Is Not Strained, But…
… my hernia is…
…but my quantity of mercy is severely con-strained.