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Babesleaga Group AF : Week 5 : Lynda Day George vs Deidre Hall

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Lynda Day George vs Deidre Hall

Lynda Day George (1-2-1 Pts. 176 Avg. 44.00)

  • Week 1 Tied Charo 70-70
  • Week 2 Defeated Pamela Hensley 65-50
  • Week 3 Lost to Susan Anton 22-82
  • Week 4 Lost to Loni Anderson 19-85

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Deidre Hall (2-2-0 Pts. 239 Avg. 59.75)

  • Week 1 Lost to Lynda Carter 20-112
  • Week 2 Lost to Loni Anderson 28-89
  • Week 3 Defeated Pamela Hensley 101-33
  • Week 4 Defeated Charo 90-37

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Babesleaga Group AF : Week 5 : Charo vs Pamela Hensley

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This was glitched on start date. Poll will open at 6pm on March 31st. Sorry.

Charo vs Pamela Hensley

Charo (0-3-1 Pts. 157 Avg. 39.25)

  • Week 1 Tied Lynda Day George 70-70
  • Week 2 Lost to Susan Anton 23-93
  • Week 3 Lost to Catherine Bach 27-86
  • Week 4 Lost to Deidre Hall 37-90

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Pamela Hensley (0-4-0 Pts. 119 Avg. 29.75)

  • Week 1 Lost to Catherine Bach 23-105
  • Week 2 Lost to Lynda Day George 50-65
  • Week 3 Lost to Deidre Hall 33-101
  • Week 4 Lost to Lynda Carter 13-93

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Government Launches Kamikaze Drones Against IMAO

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Doesn’t Realize There Is No Central IMAO Location

Discusses It On SnapChat With Besties

Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha!

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Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Over 4 million Gen Zers are jobless—and experts blame colleges for ‘worthless degrees’ and a system of broken promises for the rising number NEETs
Fortune via Yahoo | 03 25 2025 | Preston Fore

Over 4 million Gen Zers are not in school or work in the U.S. and in the U.K. 100,000 young people joined the NEETs cohort. But it’s not generational laziness that’s to blame. Experts are taking swipes at “worthless degrees” and a system that “is failing to deliver on its implicit promise.”

There’s been a mass derailment when it comes to Gen Z and their careers: about a quarter of young people are now deemed NEETs—meaning they are no longer in education, employment, or training.

While some Gen Zers may fall into this category because they are taking care of a family member, many have become frozen out of the increasingly tough job market where white-collar jobs are becoming seemingly out of reach.

In the U.S., this translates to an estimated over 4.3 million young people not in school or work. Across the pond in the U.K., the situation is also only getting worse, with the number of NEET young people rising by over 100,000 in the last year alone.

Listen up, losers:

I got a degree that earned me every cent I retired on. Every. Cent. And not one of them represents a tear for you. Lesbian Studies, indeed.

Babesleaga Group AF : Week 5 : Lynda Carter vs Susan Anton

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Lynda Carter vs Susan Anton

Lynda Carter (4-0-0 Pts. 357 Avg. 89.25)

  • Week 1 Defeated Deidre Hall 112-20
  • Week 2 Defeated Catherine Bach 84-40
  • Week 3 Defeated Loni Anderson 68-37
  • Week 4 Defeated Pamela Hensley 93-13

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Susan Anton (3-1-0 Pts. 293 Avg. 73.25)

  • Week 1 Defeated Loni Anderson 70-65
  • Week 2 Defeated Charo 93-23
  • Week 3 Defeated Lynda Day George 82-22
  • Week 4 Lost to Catherine Bach 48-54

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Babesleaga Group AF : Week 5 : Loni Anderson vs Catherine Bach

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Loni Anderson vs Catherine Bach

Loni Anderson (2-2-0 Pts. 276 Avg. 69.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Susan Anton 65-70
  • Week 2 Defeated Deidre Hall 89-28
  • Week 3 Lost to Lynda Carter 37-68
  • Week 4 Defeated Lynda Day George 85-19

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Catherine Bach (3-1-0 Pts. 285 Avg. 69.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Pamela Hensley 105-23
  • Week 2 Lost to Lynda Carter 40-84
  • Week 3 Defeated Lynda Day George 82-22
  • Week 4 Defeated Susan Anton 54-48

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Babesleaga Group AF : Week 4 : Results and Standings

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The end is Ni! Nigh! Neigh?

Results

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Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Lynda Carter4 – 0 – 035789.2511089.25-27.50
Susan Anton3 – 1 – 029373.2516473.25-41.00
Catherine Bach3 – 1 – 028571.2518271.25-45.50
Loni Anderson2 – 2 – 027669.0018569.00-46.25
Deidre Hall2 – 2 – 023959.7527059.75-67.50
Lynda Day George1 – 2 – 117644.0028744.00-71.75
Charo0 – 3 – 115739.2533939.25-84.75
Pamela Hensley0 – 4 – 011929.7536429.75-91.00

Week 5

  • 10:00 am Loni Anderson vs Catherine Bach
  • 2:00 pm Lynda Carter vs Susan Anton
  • 6:00 pm Charo vs Pamela Hensley
  • 8:00 pm Lynda Day George vs Deidra Hall

Saturday Night Hootenanny

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The Management would like to take this opportunity to apologize for last week’s Hootenanny. We realize now that trying to find good songs for a basketball theme was an impossible task. We would also wish to inform you that those responisible have been sacked. This week’s hootenanny was completed by an entirely new crew, including several llamas. I hope you enjoy it.

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Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

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“Whoa there Miss Cardinale, what’s up with the gun?”

“Just getting ready for today’s theme.”

“Shoot, what is it?”

“Yup.”

“Yup what?”

“Shoot.”

“Son of gun.”

“Yup.“

Winner

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So Simple, It’s Brilliant!

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Why didn’t I think of this?

Preacher Marvin Sapp Under Fire For Seemingly Holding Congregation Hostage Until They Donated $40,000
yahoo news | March 27, 2025 | Jacquez Printup

Gospel singer and preacher Marvin Sapp is facing severe criticism online after a video of him seemingly pressuring his congregation into donating $40,000 went viral.

In the video, Marvin Sapp … instructs ushers to “close the doors” until he sees all 1,000 churchgoers drop a “seed” of $20.

99% of People at Closing Time Judged Above Average

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So there’s only 1% below average?

Attractive Young Woman Applies for IMAO Internship: Hired on Strength of Those Three Descriptors

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‘Sup, Hahavad?

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Lox et Demitasse?

Now, Even Harvard Students Need Remedial Math
Unleash Prosperity  | 03/27/25 | Stephen Moore

Harvard University is being forced to launch a remedial math course for its students.

The university is spinning this is only being done to make up for gaps in entering students’ algebra skills that it blames on lockdowns. Sure lockdowns were an unforgivable mistake.

But the bigger question: how are students getting into America’s most elite college without knowing algebra, which is taught starting in junior high? The elite school has a 3.4% acceptance rate for applicants.

What does this tell us about the math skills of the other 96% of high school grads?

Straight Line of the Day: Things To Do If One Happens To Find Oneself a Scientist: …

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  • Yank the chains of non-scientists. Long time all time!
  • Brag about it in the chat room of your video games.
  • Devise a plan to take over the world. I’ve seen the movies . . . and the documentaries.
  • Go up to girls in bars and say: “Hi. I’m a scientist.”
  • Evaluate what happens.
  • Apply for a grand — I mean, a grant. Well, who are we kidding?
  • Look through an oscilloscope. That probably hurts.
  • Get a printout from an EKG. Hand it to someone, with request for more data.
  • Look through a microscope.
  • Look through a telescope.
  • Look like a horoscope. (Well, maybe not you personally, but your colleagues who eventually have their papers retracted.)
  • Use arcane coded phrases around nonscientists. You know you have to.
  • Grow a beard. But not like Evil Spock.
  • Wear peculiar glasses. Take them off when making a point.
  • Stockpile envelopes — which even stationery stores no longer carry — for back-of-the-envelope calculations.
  • Debate other scientists in front of a blackboard. Waving an arm is optional. Actually, not.
  • Call every opponent a “nut” — a reactionary one or a radical one is up to your audience.
  • Bonus points for working “heuristic” into your rant.
  • Learn statistics. Not everything that happens is significant, or is a harbinger.
  • Learn about the Second Amendment. Not everything is about science.
  • Learn about love. Check out IMAO and Babesleaga on a regular basis.
  • Aspire to have something named after you besides your kid. (But even politicians do that.)
  • Look to identify a microbe. But not around your house. Your wife will get miffed. If you have one.
  • Look down on people who don’t know why their shopping cart wheel is crooked.
  • Feed the cat. Why should you have some sort of James Bond license to forget things?
  • Consider things absolutely settled.
  • Unless there’s money in researching further.
  • Publish! Your very life depends on it! You can’t breathe! The clock is ticking! Now! Call your publisher! Stat!
  • Consider getting a pipe. You may not be able to find them: English professors have already calmly bought up most of them. And they’re quoting Shakespeare to those girls in the bar. Good luck.
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