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Babesleaga Group AE : Week 5 : Sharon Stone vs Meryl Streep

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Sharon Stone vs Meryl Streep

Sharon Stone (3-1-0 Pts. 299 Avg. 74.75)

  • Week 1 Defeated Drew Barrymore 71-36
  • Week 2 Lost to Alicia Silverstone 49-73
  • Week 3 Defeated Susan Sarandon 98-22
  • Week 4 Defeated Julia Roberts 81-23

VS

Meryl Streep (0-4-0 Pts. 63 Avg. 15.75)

  • Week 1 Lost to Julia Roberts 12-84
  • Week 2 Lost to Susan Sarandon 33-78
  • Week 3 Lost Cathy lee Crosby 11-102
  • Week 4 Lost to Alicia Siverstone 7-93

Who do you prefer?
87 votes · 87 answers

Babesleaga Group AE : Week 5 : Julia Roberts vs Susan Sarandon

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Julia Roberts vs Susan Sarandon

Julia Roberts (1-3-0 Pts. 157 Avg.37.25)

  • Week 1 Defeated Meryl Streep 84-12
  • Week 2 Lost to Cathy Lee Crosby 29-101
  • Week 3 Lost to Demi Moore 21-82
  • Week 4 Lost to Sharon Stone 23-81

VS

Susan Sarandon (1-3-0 Pts. 151 Avg. 37.75)

  • Week 1 Lost to Demi Moore 19-88
  • Week 2 Defeated Meryl Streep 78-33
  • Week 3 Lost to Sharon Stone 22-98
  • Week 4 Lost to Drew Barrymore 32-75

Who do you prefer?
86 votes · 86 answers

And IMAO Can’t Get a Few Hundred Bucks?

Ending plunder and grift at USAID
Washington Examiner | February 4, 2025 | Hugo Gurdon

Guatemalan transgender organizations scooped $2 million from the U.S. Agency for International Development, and oxymoronic diversity, equity, and inclusion “scholarships” in Burma took another $45 million. Advancing DEI in Serbian workplaces was financed with $1.5 million, and $47,000 was found for a transgender opera in Colombia.

If the axman severed every USAID program and nothing else, it would save only $40 billion a year. Although taxpayers would applaud, the improvement to public finances would be almost undetectably small. America would keep hurtling toward insolvency.

Babesleaga Group AE : Week 5 : Drew Barrymore vs Cathy Lee crosby

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Drew Barrymore vs Cathy Lee Crosby

Drew Barrymore (1-3-0 Pts. 157 Avg. 39.25)

  • Week 1 Lost to Sharon Stone 36-71
  • Week 2 Lost to Demi Moore 23-89
  • Week 3 Lost to Alicia Silverstone 23-96
  • Week 4 Defeated Susan Sarandon 75-32

VS

Cathy Lee Crosby (2-2-0 pts. 296 Avg. 74.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Alicia Silverstone 53-57
  • Week 2 Defeated Julia Roberts 101-29
  • Week 3 Defeated Meryl Streep 102-11
  • Week 4 Lost to Demi Moore 40-67

Who do you prefer?
96 votes · 96 answers

Straight Line of the Day: In the 2025 Remake of “Little House on the Prairie” …

Keep Your Greedy, Anti-American Hands Off ‘Little House On The Prairie’
The Federalist | 2/3/2025 | Madeline Osburn

Laura Ingalls Wilder did not cross the country in a covered wagon and triumph over wolves, floods, Indians, and malaria to have her life’s work rewritten by Los Angeles green juice yuppies, but here we are. Netflix officially announced a “Little House on the Prairie” reboot is in the works.

Babesleaga Group AE : Week 5 : Alicia Silverstone vs Demi Moore

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Alicia Silverstone vs Demi Moore

Alicia Silverstone (4-0-0 Pts. 329 Avg. 82.25)

  • Week 1 Defeated Cathy Lee Crosby 57-53
  • Week 2 Defeated Sharon Stone 73-49
  • Week 3 Defeated Drew Barrymore 96-23
  • Week 4 Defeated Meryl Streep 93-7

VS

Demi Moore (4-0-0 Pts. 326 Avg. 81.50)

  • Week 1 Defeated Susan Sarandon 88-19
  • Week 2 Defeated Drew Barrymore 89-23
  • Week 3 Defeated Julia Roberts 82-21
  • Week 4 Defeated Cathy Lee Crosby 67-40

Who do you prefer?
109 votes · 109 answers

Babesleaga Group AE : Week 4 : Results and Standings

Welcome my friends to the Babes that never end.

Results

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Who do you prefer?
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Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Alicia Silverstone4 – 0 – 032982.2513282.25-33.00
Demi Moore4 – 0 – 032681.5010381.50-25.75
Sharon Stone3 – 1 – 029974.7515474.75-38.50
Cathy Lee Crosby2 – 2 – 029674.0016474.00-41.00
Drew Barrymore1 – 3 – 015739.2528839.25-72.00
Julia Roberts1 – 3 – 015739.2527639.25-69.00
Susan Sarandon1 – 3 – 015137.7529437.75-73.50
Meryl Streep0 – 4 – 06315.7535215.75-88.00

Week 5

  • 10:00 am Alicia Silverstone vs Demi Moore
  • 2:00 pm Drew Barrymore vs Cathy Lee Crosby
  • 6:00 pm Julia Roberts vs Susan Sarandon
  • 8:00 pm Sharon Stone vs Meryl Streep

Saturday Night Hootenanny

Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody. But I do have an Honorary Harvey Award to the first person to guess, correctly, what links all these songs. Good luck!

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Hi Mr. Walrus, you caught me washing my hair.”

“Need help washing anything else?”

Winner Winner

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This week

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Which one is funniest?
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New Motto for IMAO: “Fix the Glitch”

(Swiped off the internet — not original)

GPS: “Turn Left in Two Seconds…”

There Are Places I Remember

I like this song, and always turn it up on the Victrola.

It occurs to me that I haven’t done a poetic thing in a week or more, so here:

Why don’t you do something poetical, political, or polemical to these lyrics? That’s what this site is about, you know.

AOC, or Hillary, Dr. Jill, or Schumer would want you to.

I would, but I have this cold, you see….

There are places I’ll remember
All my life, though some have changed.
Some forever, not for better;
Some have gone and some remain.

All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall.
Some are dead and some are living,
In my life I’ve loved them all.

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you.
And these mem’ries lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new.

Tho’ I know I’ll never lose affection
For people and things that went before,
I know I’ll often stop and think about them,
In my life I love you more.

Tho’ I know I’ll never lose affection
For people and things that went before,
I know I’ll often stop and think about them,
In my life I love you more.

In my life I love you more.

Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden Has Signed On With a Hollywood Talent Agency. Other Talent They Are Recruiting: …

Joe Biden Signs with Hollywood Talent Agency CAA — Calls Him One of ‘Most Respected and Influential Voices in National and Global Affairs’
Breitbart | February 3, 2025 | David Ng

The 82-year-old ex-POTUS has signed with Creative Artists Agency (CAA) . . .