Open Thread: Bad Dreams

We’re all familiar with the usual nightmares of standing in front of an audience unprepared, or finding yourself at an exam you haven’t studied for. But someone on a discussion thread mentioned one that I did not know was common to anyone else:

You find out that, contrary to your calculations, you do not have enough credits to graduate.

Of course, if you have any random thoughts you’d like to add. . .

I’ve Got a Hundred-Acre Wood

It’s mildly amusing to replace the word “bear” with the word “beer” in pretty much any context. Disney cartoons are especially ripe.

Example: A beer of very little brain:

“Beers love honeys and I’m a Pooh-Beer

So I do care…”

“Soily old beer.”

Different movie:

“Look for the Beer Necessities…”

Straight Line of the Day: Why Are Traders Scrambling To Fly Gold Bullion From London to NYC?

Traders are scrambling to fly gold bullion across the Atlantic [London to New York City] — here’s why
business insider markets | 2/17/2025 | Nora Redmond

Gold is being flown from London to New York in unusually high volumes. …

The metal has been trading at record highs of about $2,9000 an ounce this month.

Significant amounts of gold are being taken out of the UK’s central bank and flown to New York …

… gold held at the Bank of England has been trading at a discount to the wider market, and traders face lengthy delays to make withdrawals.

Bond Girlathon : Friday Matches : Results from 2/14/2025 : New Matches for 2/21/2025 : 1 Do Over

A mistake was made. It will be corrected. People will suffer. You, on the other hand, will have three matches this week to enjoy.

Results

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This week

Match 1

Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson) vs Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)

Tilly Masterson

Actress:Tania Mallet
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Tilly Masterson tried to assassinate Auric Goldfinger in revenge for the death of her sister Jill. With her poor marksmanship, she missed and almost shot Bond, who took a sharp interest in her. Bond caught up with Tilly again and foiled another of her attempts to kill Goldfinger. In the process, the two were chased by Goldfinger’s hitmen, and Tilly was killed by Oddjob’s steel rimmed hat.

Tania Mallet

VS

Paris Carver

Actress:Teri Hatcher
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.

Teri Hatcher

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Match 2

Bonita (Nadja Regin) vs Cecilie Tomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)

Bonita

Actress:Nadja Regin
Nationality:Serbian
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

In the exciting pre-title sequence of Goldfinger, Bond foils the plots of a heroin baron and blows up his operations with plastic explosives. Before leaving, Bond takes care of some unfinished business, to have a bath with Bonita. The excursion turns out to be a trap, as Bonita seduces Bond so that a henchman can knock him unconscious. Bond sees the reflection in Bonita’s eyes, and she gets knocked on the head while the henchman is electrocuted in the bath. “Shocking. Positively shocking” Bond remarks before leaving the room.

Nadja Regin

VS

Professor Inga Bergstrom

Actress:Cecilie Thomsen
Nationality:Danish
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Cecilie Thomsen

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Do-Over

Shirley Eaton (Jill Masterson) vs Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin)

Jill Masterson

Actress:Shirley Eaton
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Jill Masterson was the scantly dressed girl who used binoculars and an ear piece to help Auric Goldfinger cheat at cards. Bond caught her at the game, and together they blackmailed Goldfinger into losing his money. After enjoying a few bottles of Dom Perignon with Bond, Masterson was killed by Goldfinger’s henchman Oddjob, in revenge for her betrayal. Bond awoke to find her covered from head to toe in gold paint.

Shirley Eaton

VS

Wai Lin

Actress:Michelle Yeoh
Nationality:Malaysian
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Wai Lin was a Red Chinese agent, and had the same mission as Bond to investigate media magnate Elliot Carver. Carver had been suspected of causing tragic events so that he could get exclusive coverage on them and increase his ratings. Wai Lin was intelligent and worked more cleverly than Bond on several occasions. Eventually they teamed up together and stormed Carver’s stealth ship.

Michelle Yeoh

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