Archive of entries posted on 15th February 2025

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

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“Good evening Mr. Walrus.”

“Aiee, not so loud Miss Cardinale.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Let us just say that last night was a mighty party. My hangover is intense.”

“Okay, I’ll just post the Memes.”

“Quietly.”

“Quietly.”

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Paul Simon: Concert for IMAO

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IMAO’s just a poor boy

Like a sandwich, only poorer

And it squanders all its condiments

Trying to think of funny puns to make from “condiments”. . . Oh, the horror.

All tries at jests

Show a man’s here when he wants to hear

How to best regard the breasts.

Mmm mm mmm mmm mm mm mm mmm mm mmm mm…

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Asking only Walrus’s wages

I came looking for a job

But I found no coffers —

Just a cosmos of the comments of certain attitudes.

I do declare!

There were times when I was so bemused

I took some Southern Comfort then and there

Mmm mm mmm mmm mm mm mm mmm mm mmm mm…

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Basil / Basil!

Basil / Basil! Basil / Basil!

Basil / Basil!Basil / Basil! Basil / Basil! Basil / Basil!

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Straight Line of the Day: I Haven’t Asked You Guys Yet To Demonstrate Who Can Do a Trump Impersonation. Seems Like It’s About Time.

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This is going to be a contest — a big, beautiful contest. And the experts say it’s going to be the best. Some really smart guys say that. The best they’ve ever seen — and you know, these guys are from the cream of the crop. But we’ll see. We’ll see. But that’s what they’re saying — and I don’t know if you know this, but a lot of people are looking on, some of them not so nice; Dull Oppo — not so nice, I don’t think he’ll even show up. I don’t know. That’s what they’re telling me.