For next Pontiff.

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“Righteous B-Attitude.

And a Holy Ghost Gun.

And the GenU Flex

In the Phatican.”

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He be workin’ out

And takin’ a toke

Gonna bless this mess

If he get some white smoke!

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Contraception is immaculate

I mean, it’s pristine:

It ain’t statue-tory;

That chapel was Sistine!

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A “Te Deum” per diem

Wil be the rule;

Go and synod no more —

I Pietà the fool!