Listening Devices Found in Oval Office—President’s Desk Removed for Security Scan
X.com (formerly Twitter) ^ | February 21, 2025 | Jack StrawIn a shocking revelation that has sent ripples through Washington, sources within the White House have confirmed that the Oval Office—including the historic Resolute Desk—was subjected to a high-level security sweep following suspicions of covert surveillance.
The sweep reportedly uncovered sophisticated listening devices, leading to the immediate removal of the President’s desk for a comprehensive off-site scan.
Depends on how long it’s been there.
Monica gagging.
Barack Obama gagging.
Melania gagging.
FJB pooping his pants, with a hint of Jill in the background making illicit deals with evil foreign leaders.
The furious scratching of DJT’s pen signing EO’s
Trump heard cussing out Interns for bringing in KFC Original Recipe Limbs and not the Extra Crispy Limbs.
“Hey, Elon! How soon are you going to start sending people to Mars? I’ve got some suggestions…”
“No, don’t worry. He’s asleep, as usual… just give me that stack of EOs to sign”
“Yes, Doctor…”
“What we got Hillary? Is it enough? Kash, make her disappear for me… in a legal manner.”
What Might Have Been Picked Up: …
“Hello?!..hello! This is Joe *!#dammit I want my security clearance back you sorry son of”…click.
” … You know, the thang {I was brought up in a black church}. “
“You liked that? Yeah, it really has those Democrats going nuts…yeah…but, hold on…you should see what I have set up for next week. Oh, yeah, it’s a real doozy. There’s this guy who, they call him Oppo, I think, can you imagine? Oppo is the guy’s name, I guess it’s Dutch or something, Norwegian maybe? This guy said that I should nominate a walrus to be the Librarian of Congress. A walrus. And guess what– I’m gonna do it. maybe that announcement will finally put Nancy in a grave.”
Now, that’s the kind of Trump imitation I’ve been waiting for!
It’s almost like the Seinfeld version of George Steinberg, but not quite — there’s a unique Trump twist to it.
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Can he put me in charge of the FCC?
Oppo-Sites Attract.