I’ve always fantasized about getting an authentic replica of General Robert E. Lee’s uniform and walking into the next Dimocratic National Convention…and start walking around barking out orders…or would that be the so-called “stolen valor?
…walk into a party butt naked holding an old Bud Light can with the “Tranny Girl” pic (collectors item) still on it while holding a sign that says “I want gay persecution reparations…and I want them now!”
Ride in on a unicycle while juggling flaming chainsaws.
Make sure you’re wearing your fizzbin kit.
I’ve always fantasized about getting an authentic replica of General Robert E. Lee’s uniform and walking into the next Dimocratic National Convention…and start walking around barking out orders…or would that be the so-called “stolen valor?
…stagger in twenty minutes late, slightly disheveled, smelling of booze and cheap cigars… just like always…
Borrow an ICE agent’s jacket.
😂🤣
Bacon!
Yeah, but what about wearing an ICE agent’s jacket, twenty minutes late, slightly disheveled, smelling of booze and cheap cigars?
Avoid any audible passing of gas.
That’s difficult after listening to a Democrat make a speech.
At the Next Party or Meeting, To Make a Grand Entrance, … bring the cheese.
Show up at either of you guys door with a thousand dollars.
It’s pronounced “youse.”
…walk into a party butt naked holding an old Bud Light can with the “Tranny Girl” pic (collectors item) still on it while holding a sign that says “I want gay persecution reparations…and I want them now!”