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Archive of entries posted on 7th May 2026

Straight Line of the Day: I’m Not Paranoid, But …

Posted by Oppo on 7 May 2026, 12:00 pm

… the walls wish they were closer together, to cut off my escape.

… why do department store mannequins stop moving when I enter the store?

… terrible drivers seem to wait all day, just to get in front of me.

… my bank scrutinizes every transaction of mine down to the last penny.

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Cartoons and Memes

Posted by walruskkkch on 7 May 2026, 10:00 am

“Good morning Miss Welch. What’s up with the outfit?”

“These rags? I need to get out of them.”

“Well, we’re waiting.”

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  • Straight Line of the Day: I’m Not Paranoid, But … May 7, 2026
  • Cartoons and Memes May 7, 2026
  • Straight Line of the Day: HR Questions About IMAO: … May 6, 2026
  • Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 4/29/2026 : New Matches for 5/6/2026 May 6, 2026
  • Straight Line of the Day: US Air Traffic Control Being Revamped. Key Upgrades Include: May 5, 2026
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