Straight Line of the Day: What Do the Newly Discovered Fragments of Ancient Greek Philosophy Say?

Ancient Papyrus Reveals New Lines of Greek Philosophy
Archaeology Magazine | April 7, 2026

According to a statement released by the University of Liège, a 2,000-year-old fragment of papyrus . . . preserves 30 previously unknown verses written by Empedocles of Agrigentum, a Greek philosopher who lived in the fifth century B.C.

The work of Empedocles had been known only through quotes recorded by later authors, such as Plato, Aristotle, and Plutarch. 

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 4/10/2026 : New Matches for 4/17/2026

So I’m here, where’s my paycheck?

Results from 4/10/2026

Cecilie ThomsenNo PreferenceTsai Chin
168039

(11) Denise RichardsNo PreferenceKarin Dor
138270

Matches for 4/17/2026

Match 1

(8) Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs (3) Sophie Marceau (Elektra King)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(8) Jill St. John4 – 1 – 0752 – 4 – 388
Tiffany Case

Actress:Jill St. John
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.

Jill St. John

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(3) Sophie Marceau5 – 0 – 0755 – 5 – 350
Elektra King

Actress:Sophie Marceau
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Elektra King was the daughter of Sir Robert King, a wealthy oil baron. When Elektra was kidnapped by villain Renard, M persuaded Sir Robert not to pay the ransom. Elektra developed Stockholm syndrome because of this, feeling sympathy for Renard and resenting her father. She killed her father and planned to destroy Istanbul in a nuclear explosion so that her inherited oil pipeline would have a monopoly.

Sophie Marceau

Who do you prefer?
34 votes · 34 answers

Match 2

(2) Jacqueline Bisset (Giovanna Goodthighs) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(2) Jacqueline Bisset5 – 0 – 0778 – 0 – 236
Giovanna Goodthighs
Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she “took care of her”.
Jacqueline Bisset

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Serena Scott Thomas1 – 4 – 0334 – 15 – 656
Dr. Molly Warmflash

Actress:Serena Scott Thomas
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Molly Warmflash was the chief medical officer at MI6. Bond had to visit her to be cleared for duty after an explosion dislocated his collar bone. Although not technically fit, Bond seduced Molly, who agreed to clear him so long as he called her this time. Moneypenny read off the report, which mentioned that Bond had “exceptional stamina.”

Serena Scott Thomas

Who do you prefer?
35 votes · 35 answers

Straight Line of the Day: The Universe May End Sooner Than Previously Thought. So…

Alarming study reveals the universe will end much, much sooner than previously estimated
NY Post | 4/12/26 | Chris Nesi

Now, if the article had been written by Chris Massi, that would have been good.

It’s the end of the world as we know it — a lot sooner than we think.

A team of researchers have drastically scaled back the going estimate of how long it will be until the universe ceases to exist.

Previously, scientists believed it would be 10¹¹⁰⁰ years until the very last objects in the cosmos would disappear forever — that’s a 1 followed by 1,100 zeroes, in layman’s terms.

But a new study published in the Journal of Cosmology and Astroparticle Physics by a trio of researchers at Radboud University in the Netherlands posits the real figure as closer to 10⁷⁸ years, or a 1 followed by just 78 zeroes, Science Aim writes.

Straight Line of the Day: Is There Any Other Common Everyday Experience For Which Government Can Pay You?

UK: Taxpayers shelling out £800 a MINUTE in disability benefits to people claiming to suffer from ‘anxiety’ – as private firms cash in by coaching claimants
UK Mail | 11 April 2026 | Daisy Graham-Brown

Firms cash in by coaching claimants in exchange for half their payout

Taxpayers are shelling out £800 in disability benefits every minute to people claiming to suffer from anxiety, The Mail on Sunday can reveal.

The cost of Personal Independence Payments (PIP) for the disorder has rocketed from under £100million in 2019 to nearly £427million last year – under rules that allow anyone, regardless of their income, to collect the payments without ever seeing a doctor.

Instead, the benefit – worth up to £194 a week – can be awarded on nothing more than a personal diary or a letter from a friend describing how anxiety affects daily life.

The payments are not means-tested and there is no requirement to stop working to receive them. A full-time company director on a six-figure salary qualifies on exactly the same basis as anyone else.

Critics say the figures are the latest proof that Britain’s benefits bill is out of control, with total PIP spending projected to rise from £26billion a year to £38billion within five years.

Keir Starmer was forced into a humiliating climbdown last year when he abandoned plans to rein in the soaring costs – pulling the proposal 90 minutes before a Commons vote after biggest rebellion of his premiership.

Ministers had wanted to tighten the rules so claimants had to prove they struggled significantly in at least one area of daily life, rather than qualifying by accumulating small difficulties across several.

Plan collapsed after 126 Labour MPs threatened to block it, with rebels arguing the changes would push disabled people into poverty.

PIP is assessed on points across 12 daily living and mobility activities, from washing and cooking to socialising and planning journeys. Needing prompting to socialise scores two points; being unable to manage it at all scores eight.

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 4/08/2026 : New Matches for 4/15/2026

Hey Rory, I’m ready for our match!

Results from 4/08/2026

Corinne CleryNo PreferenceMary Stovin
153275

Fiona FullertonNo PreferenceEmily Bolton
153449

New Matches for 4/15/2026

Match 1

Leila Shenna (Private Jet Hostess) vs Maryam d’Abo (Kara Milovy)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Leila Shenna0 – 7 – 0145 – 24 – 1072
Private Jet Hostess

Actress:Leila Shenna
Nationality:Moroccan
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

James Bond was aboard a private jet, enjoying his “last leg” of the mission with the hostess. Bond stated “I don’t think I’m ever going to fly with anyone else”, to which the hostess responded “You’re so right, Mr Bond” as she pulled a gun on him. Bond was then thrown out of the plane without a parachute, and was left to steal another mans, mid air. The fate of the hostess was unknown.

Leila Shenna

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maryam d’Abo4 – 3 – 0726 – 10 – 802
Kara Milovy

Actress:Maryam d’Abo
Nationality:Dutch
Bond Movie:The Living Daylights (1987)

Synopsis:

Kara Milovy was the girlfriend of Georgi Koskov, a traitor playing both sides in the cold war. Koskov pretended to defect to the West, and got Milovy to shoot blanks at him to make it look more real. He knew that she would be assassinated by Bond, who was assigned to protect Koskov. However, Bond noticed she wasn’t a professional, and he didn’t kill her. When Koskov was discovered to be a traitor, Bond met Milovy posing as a friend of Koskovs. He gained her trust and revealed his identity, gaining a brave ally for his mission.

Maryam d’Abo

Who do you prefer?
46 votes · 46 answers

Match 2

Carole Bouquet (Melina Havelock) vs Kell Tyler (Linda)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Carole Bouquet2 – 5 – 0618 – 10 – 800
Melina Havelock

Actress:Carole Bouquet
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Synopsis:

Melina Havelock was the daughter of two marine explorers who did salvage work for the British Secret Service. After her parents were assassinated by henchman Hector Gonzales, Melina found the hitman and killed him with a crossbow. She and Bond were both trying to uncover the man who ordered the attacks, and they worked well together, eventually finding him.

Carole Bouquet

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Kell Tyler2 – 5 – 0603 – 18 – 992
Linda

Actress:Kell Tyler
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:The Living Daylights (1987)

Synopsis:

A lady of leisure, Linda was aboard her boat complaining on the phone to a friend. “It’s all so boring here Margo, there’s nothing but playboys and tennis pros. Ugh, if only I could find a real man.” At which point, Bond landed his holey and smoldering parachute on the yacht, hung up her phone and dialled exercise control. He said he would report in an hour, until Linda held up a glass of champagne, then he changed his mind to 2 hours.

Kell Tyler

Who do you prefer?
42 votes · 42 answers

Babesleaga Group AL : Week 5 : Veronica Lake vs Maureen O’Hara

Good night.

Veronica Lake vs Maureen O’Hara

Veronica Lake (2-2-0 Pts. 213 Avg. 53.25)

  • Week 1 Defeated Greer Garson 77-12
  • Week 2 Lost to Gene Tierney 44-48
  • Week 3 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 43-44
  • Week 4 Defeated Lauren Bacall 49-44

VS

Maureen O’Hara (4-0-0 Pts. 240 Avg. 60.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Cyd Charisse 62-37
  • Week 2 Defeted Lauren Becall 60-36
  • Week 3 Defeated Gene Tierney 50-45
  • Week 4 Defeated Greer Garson 68-13

Who do you prefer?
72 votes · 72 answers

Babesleaga Group AL : Week 5 : Greer Garson vs Gene Tierney

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Greer Garson vs Gene Tierney

Greer Garson (1-3-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 21.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Veronica Lake 12-77
  • Week 2 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 24-58
  • Week 3 Defeated Joan Blondell 37-36
  • Week 4 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 13-68

VS

Gene Tierney (3-1-0 Pts. 220 Avg. 55.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Joan Blondell 79-14
  • Week 2 Defeated Veronica Lake 48-44
  • Week 3 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 45-50
  • Week 4 Defeated Cyd Charisse 48-35

Who do you prefer?
67 votes · 67 answers

Babesleaga Group AL : Week 5 : Cyd Charisse vs Ingrid Bergman

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Cyd Charisse vs Ingrid Bergman

Cyd Charisse (2-2-0 Pts. 188 Avg. 47.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 37-62
  • Week 2 Defeated Joan Blondell 64-22
  • Week 3 Defeated Lauren Bacall 52-42
  • Week 4 Lost to Gene Tierney 35-48

VS

Ingrid Bergman (4-0-0 Pts. 225 Avg. 56.25)

  • Week 1 Defeated Lauren Bacall 55-49
  • Week 2 Defeated Greer Garson 58-24
  • Week 3 Defeated Veronica Lake 50-45
  • Week 4 Defeated Joan Blondell 68-15

Who do you prefer?
73 votes · 73 answers