The Management would like to take this opportunity to apologize for last week’s Hootenanny. We realize now that trying to find good songs for a basketball theme was an impossible task. We would also wish to inform you that those responisible have been sacked. This week’s hootenanny was completed by an entirely new crew, including several llamas. I hope you enjoy it.
There was a last week’s Hootenanny? 🤔
You were busy, tapping your toe and listening to Basketball Jones. Yeah, “tapping your toe” is a euphemism, but not for that.
I took that basketball everywhere I went.
You know what? That basketball 🏀 was like a basketball to me.
Weird Al shout out.
Du.
Du.
Du hast mich.
(Ich haba keine Ahnung.)
Hootenanny Song, sung by Gene (as Chief Of The Boat ‘Chet Clampett,’ with band):
(Come one now, this is a hootenanny! Sing along!!)
🎼 🎹 🎸 🪕 🎻 🎺 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎤 💋
Now, let me tell ya a story about an old diesel boat,
A poor submarine barely kept itself afloat,
And then one day they were loadin’ on some food,
And up from the well come a bubblin’ crude.
Acid that is. White lightning. Purple Jesus…
Well the next thing you know that boat was in the dock,
It’s crew didn’t work, they just watched the f*****g clock,
Said “Out at sea is the place we ought to be!”
So they loaded up some stores and they moved it to S-4.
Pearl Harbor, that is. Mosquito Heaven, Khaki villa.
Well, one year later they wrote off that old boat,
Said it was too much trouble just to keep the thing afloat,
So they rigged the ship for mothballs and they welded hatches all………..
And the people that got off had a f*****g ball!
Deedle deedle deedle dee, diddle diddle dee dee, (audience)
Deedle dee, deedle diddle dee, diddle diddle dee,
Deedle deedle deedle diddle dee, diddle dee DEE!
Outstanding selection of covers. That was more like it. You are redeemed.
And as I have come to realize, one has not lived until they’ve heard Paranoid performed by a couple of NordicGoth blondes playing harps.
The uncanny valley present in hillbilly hellfire videos is truly horrifying. Are they a real band or just a YouTube AI?
Developer: “I’m a solo part-time dev, with a family and full time job. I use AI to save myself as much time and money when and where appropriate.”