Saturday Night Hootenanny

Go ahead and take a guess at tonight’s theme.

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“I’m ready for my close-up Mr. Walrus.”

“All right. Closer… closer… closer…”

“If I got any closer I’d be behind you.”

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Dear Shabby

This was a letter received from someone else, not me:

“I took a cr*p this morning, and I’m still wiping this evening. Is this normal? Will this s*** ever stop?”

Elon Musk’s “Tensiles”

Maybe all these terrorist attacks on Teslas are having an effect opposite to what was intended — the case with about everything liberals do.

Instead of them being driven only by virtue-signalling Yuppies, now they will be driven primarily by he-men daring anyone to screw with them.

I Know This Is a Stale Topic

Earlier this week, I bought some TGI Friday’s Potato Skins snack chips. They were stale and awful.

I checked the expiration date: it was May 2025.

Specifically: May 26 25.

Today I bought some Takis. I’ve never heard of Takis, but tried them. They were stale.

Expiration date: May 26 25.

Got some crumbling bread, too, but I don’t see a relationship there.

What’s going on?

Straight Line of the Day: Russia-Ukraine Peace Talks Begin Monday. On the Agenda: …

Zelensky tells Russia to drop ‘unnecessary’ demands ahead of peace talks
BBC | March 20, 2025 | Vicky Wong

Volodymyr Zelensky has said Ukrainian and US officials will meet for peace talks in Saudi Arabia next Monday, after the Kremlin confirmed US-Russia talks there the same day.

Both Countries Mutually Agree Not To Drop the “Snow White” Movie Bomb on Each Other

Walrus Agrees Not To Call Oppo Out on Use of Phrase “Mutually Agree”