Zelensky tells Russia to drop ‘unnecessary’ demands ahead of peace talks
BBC | March 20, 2025 | Vicky WongVolodymyr Zelensky has said Ukrainian and US officials will meet for peace talks in Saudi Arabia next Monday, after the Kremlin confirmed US-Russia talks there the same day.
Both Countries Mutually Agree Not To Drop the “Snow White” Movie Bomb on Each Other
Walrus Agrees Not To Call Oppo Out on Use of Phrase “Mutually Agree”
“Mutual”
“Liberty, Liberty, Liiiiberty”… I think Oppo was dropping a coded hint about a possible motivating agent that may be sent to assist with the peace talks.
Hate the Limu Emu. They stole Walrus’ beloved killer icon.
Don’t you think I’d hold out for a kickback if I was negotiating?
10% for the Big Goy.
On the Agenda: …
….mutual agreement on general direction farting policy.
Kursks! Foiled again!
And no Volga language allowed.
Putin:
“Hahahaha it is a trap for the Americans to take Greenland first. I will take it first Komrades”! Hahahaha
On the Agenda: …
…a full day devoted to mapping out mutually agreed no-man-lands. That will be followed by 3 days attempting to agree on the definition of “man”.
… the U.S. has to pay back all the money Ukraine and Russia have given Joe Biden and Hunter over the years. Decades, I mean.
Ukraine girls must cease to knock me out;
Moscow girls must cease to make me scream and shout.
No tariffs on Vodka.
… the two countries must agree upon the nationality of BijatGirl.
She’s from Schwing!
U.S. Diplomat (Oppo):
Russia and the U.S. to insist on a piano being rolled in for a Zelenskyy demonstration of his concert skeelz.
Discovery that NATO doesn’t mean what you think it means.
All sides unilaterally agree that the US pays for everything…