Yes, completely normal. And it will continue as long as you use toilet paper and destroy millions of trees in the process. You need to invest in a bidet and consume vast quantities of precious fresh water, instead. Of course, you will still need to dry off with toilet paper but your usage will be slightly less. Consider using solar power to heat the warm water necessary for the bidet (and your house!). This will also never pay for itself but your butt will be clean and that’s all that counts.
I’ll be here all week to advise you on how to get that Kracken out of your crack.
Dear Butt Kraken,
Yes, completely normal. And it will continue as long as you use toilet paper and destroy millions of trees in the process. You need to invest in a bidet and consume vast quantities of precious fresh water, instead. Of course, you will still need to dry off with toilet paper but your usage will be slightly less. Consider using solar power to heat the warm water necessary for the bidet (and your house!). This will also never pay for itself but your butt will be clean and that’s all that counts.
I’ll be here all week to advise you on how to get that Kracken out of your crack.
Shabby
I hear the 3 seashell method is best for the environment.
Dear Joe Biden
Don’t be such a sh!thead .
That is all.
Shabby
Golden Corral’s new slogan
Dear Hillary Clinger,
Try wiping your rear instead of your hard drives & enemies.
Shabby