I figure the Cardinals could use a good laugh right about now. The baseball team, that is. I ain’t going to give it to them, though.

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Synod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat.

Been waiting to use that. Thanks, Francis!

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Need an enclave

For a conclave

To select a pope:

Why no mention

Of divine intervention?

Well … there’s always hope.

Your challenge: to create a new word or phrase that begins with W.

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“What Fifth Column?” — Mantra of the press, the filth column.

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Wait Earp — The interval between pushing “Enter” and noticing a typo on-screen.