Man Will Die on Fourth of July Trying To Light Off Fireworks
He just doesn’t know it yet.
Check back here in November for our turducken fatality forecast.
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Just for people to watch the pretty lights and hear the booms. Is it worth the loss of even one human life just to celebrate the 4th of July?
Yes – absolutely! There’s millions of Americans but only one United States of America!
Just for people to watch the pretty lights and hear the booms. Is it worth the loss of even one human life just to celebrate the 4th of July?
Yes – absolutely! There’s millions of Americans but only one United States of America!
O’Bama:
“Folks, let’s just get thru the Main Event first, Juneteenth, …k?
J – 4th, the beast is rising
The Yankees did surmise
Through cookouts and libation
Roman candles will arise
Terror, death, destruction
Pour from the mortar stands
But the truth of all predictions
Is always in your hands
No point asking when it is
No point asking who’s to go
No point asking what’s the game
No point asking who’s to blame
‘Cause if you’re gonna die (if you’re gonna die)
You’re gonna die
That poor New Jersey car wash wax buffer will make Musk rethink liquid fuel rocket propellants. And wonder if we can stop at Mars.
Don’t stop at Mars, worst musktake you could make… continue on to Titan, a Saturn moon, and live like a King….or a Muskateer.