Oh my gosh. I just woke up realizing my mistake. Yesterday I was busy- busy (mainly taking care of a sore finger where I had bit off too much nail and now it feels infected) and I thought the SLoTD had said
“Where could they find a jury of your beers.” My bad.
I don’t think you even actually need tuna to catch DamnCat. All you have to do is say that you have tuna and he’ll be there quicker than the Millenium Falcon can do the Kessel Run.
Why don’t you make it so the voter rolls (1) are cross referenced with the census rolls (2) and tax payers social insurance identifying information(3) and Snap members (4)and welfare rolls (5),to form jury rolls/lists…you appear in most if not all and you can serve on juries..as long as you don’t have a criminal record…oh..and if you dont show up for jury
duty because you are deceased or committing fraud you are cut off all further benefits until you are alive and a citizen…just sayin..
There’s a Legendary Bar in Lubbock Tx. called Uncle Nasty’s. That’s where mine are at….until it closed down.
Oh my gosh. I just woke up realizing my mistake. Yesterday I was busy- busy (mainly taking care of a sore finger where I had bit off too much nail and now it feels infected) and I thought the SLoTD had said
“Where could they find a jury of your beers.” My bad.
34.91843227981703, 136.1674062570595
I’m not sure that “find” is an option, though…
You’d think that if they were any good at their job they’d have called it something different. Wouldn’t ya?
Although maybe I’m wrong and it’s a trap to lure 30 something’s that live in their mom’s basement, collect swords, and own “girlfriend” pillows.
3.14159265359 is pi so it’s not that.
Among those people still crazy after all these years.
Under the boardwalk, in a cardboard box, saving up to steal a tent.
So, you find peers around the piers?
I’m sorry, but I consider myself peerless…
So does the Emu.
Most of them are too old for jury duty…
Maybe at the Society for Awesome Dudes Too Good for This World.
Or maybe Habitat of the Humble.
The question is moot. They’ll never have to find a jury of my peers because they’ll never find me to prosecute.
Hey pal 😺; I have a trap and a fresh can of tuna. You’ll be easier to catch than Saddam Hussein after he went down the wrong rabbit hole that time.
I don’t think you even actually need tuna to catch DamnCat. All you have to do is say that you have tuna and he’ll be there quicker than the Millenium Falcon can do the Kessel Run.
Spoken like a true Prodigy Tank.
Bring a red laser, just to be sure…
Canopener.wav
Can opener? I can’t even meet her.
Jail?
Probably at a meeting of some kind of club that I’m not a member of because I wouldn’t join any club that would have me as a member.
At least you never joined the He-Man-Woman-Haters-Club, and then leave it for Darla.
They can’t. Trust me on this one, I’m one of a kind.
Why don’t you make it so the voter rolls (1) are cross referenced with the census rolls (2) and tax payers social insurance identifying information(3) and Snap members (4)and welfare rolls (5),to form jury rolls/lists…you appear in most if not all and you can serve on juries..as long as you don’t have a criminal record…oh..and if you dont show up for jury
duty because you are deceased or committing fraud you are cut off all further benefits until you are alive and a citizen…just sayin..
Look under the nearest rock
Where could they find a jury of my peers? Most likely they can be found having a cold one in the peer garden.