Scientists estimate that there are more than three trillion trees on Earth—a number that even dwarfs the amount of stars in our galaxy.
— Yahoo News | June 11, 2026 | Susan Lahey
Scientists estimate that there are more than three trillion trees on Earth—a number that even dwarfs the amount of stars in our galaxy.
— Yahoo News | June 11, 2026 | Susan Lahey
Al Gore:
“You lie! For every day that goes by in Brazil trees are cut down the size of Rhode Island and that’s a huge tree. The earth will run out of oxygen very soon…unless another Democrat takes the White House.”
Ants say “Hold all six of my beers.”
It’s an unseen uprising, an acorn assault, a cottonwood rebellion, a pine provocation. When the larches launch, it’s all over, I tell you…
They’ve been engaging in random acts of aggression for years, releasing allergens, dropping coconuts and branches, falling onto rooftops, immolating themselves to start wildfires…
Coniferspiracy theory.
What the heck!
Scientists are NOT supposed to “estimate”.
Scientists are supposed to do SCIENCE.
PERIOD!
Trust the “Science”…
It’s a very scientific guess.
I mean, it’s published in Yahoo News for crying out loud.
I talk to the trees but they don’t listen to me…
They listen to me because I’m known in my parts as the “Tree Whisperer”…almost any tree along the highways and byways I travel have either been peed on by me or witnessed me pee on one of their buddies. 🌲
The “Tree Wiper”? Yeah, I’ve heard about you.
How did that tree get into a travel lane?