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(Dating myself) . . . on Hogan’s Heroes, Col. Klink was usually shown unenthusiastically responding to “Heil Hitler!” with a monotone, muttered, limp-wristed, dismissive wave of a “Heil . . . Hitler” of his own. I imagine Muslim extremists doing that with “Death to America!” It is de rigueur to say it, but some days I’ll bet it’s hard to work up the fist-pumping, spittle-spewing, bug-eyed intensity the phrase really demands. “Have a nice day . . . death to America!” “Likewise, you enjoy your weekend now, death to America!”
Funny stuff, walkingdead, but I still don’t see any WAR! Apparently, it’s all talk!
Or is it? I saw this ad in the Nuking Politics classifieds under “Short-Lived Employment”:
Joking Warriors wanted!! Job offer to comment on an open Internet forum (“IMAO”) seeks applicants who are utterly committed to completing their mission of committing humorous attacks against said open Internet forum. Must be willing to accept humorous or political suicide as possible outcome. No perks. Contact walkingdead at 6-666-666-6666 Ext. 666.
@Crabby Old Bat
Or like that one episode where Klink extends “a very warm Heil Hitler to you!”
Jimmy, I think that war ended when I threatened Walkingdead with unemployment at my blog.
You know, Keln, if I had my way, you’d meet Harvey face to face; him in his tank and you in yours. You’d meet out there somewhere… salute each other, maybe drink a toast, then you”d button up and do battle. The winner would decide the outcome of the entire war.
It would have been glorious.
(Okay, I borrowed from a couple of movies, but I’m trying to be less “marginally cultured” you know.)
Jimmy – Ok, how about I play him one game of Battle Zone (stand-up, coin-op model) for all the marbles:
http://www.atari.com/battlezone
I once played for 2 hours on one quarter. High score 1, 416,000
Okay, Harvey, it’s on!
But I get to play the winner in the original Atari Tank game, you know, 2D.
No one EVER beat me. I am the lord and master of the curved shot behind walls. Heheheh.
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