The guys at the gym never pick me for basketball no matter how convincing my blackface is.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 22, 2012
Jenna Jameson endorsed Mitt Romney because he’s been videotaped holding every possible position too.
— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) August 22, 2012
“Looks like someone has a bad case of the Mondays and cancer.” – Terrible Oncologist
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) August 22, 2012