Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At a “women-only” campaign event, Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At a “women-only” campaign event, Hillary Clinton…
… revealed that she intends to use the sex issue as an estrogen horse to take the White House.
…had to use men dressed in pantsuits as fill-ins.
…her water broke.
…the glass ceiling collapsed without breaking!
…conflated “Fifty Shades of Grey” with “Spanky” McFarland, in forming her new woman-focused campaign units, “Our Grey Gang” and “Shady Rascals”.
Wasn’t bitchy and half in the wrapper as usual.
…denied, denied, denied…
…showed off her lock-box…
…unveiled her new campaign slogan, “Y? Y Not!”, declaring that the presidency is “in my DNA”.
At a “women-only” campaign event, Hillary Clinton…
didn’t pass the entrance requirements.
made sure Bill stayed home.
released her inner biatch.
At a “women-only” campaign event, Hillary Clinton…
…had to tape her junk back.
…was not called out on her hypocrisy because she has empathy.
…presided over 127 lesbian weddings.
…said in her best Darth Vader voice, “Luka, I AM your father!”
Suffered a momentary crisis when Bruce “Caitlyn” Jenner tried to attend.
…was asked if she could define “transjennerism.”
At a “women-only” campaign event, Hillary Clinton…while daintily dabbing the corners of her mouth, told the detectives “No I have never seen those women before. Are you sure they had tickets to attend?”
…failed the physical to get in.
…was completely irrelevant.
…had to keep reassuring Huma that she was NOT looking at that redhead’s legs.
…she had to ask a male waiter to open the pickle jar.
At a “women-only” campaign event, Hillary Clinton…
pissed off several sub-divisions of the liberal coalition.
…attracted no one capable of making a sammitch.
…had to take a cold shower afterwards.
…had to issue trigger warnings.
..gave a shout-out to Congresswoman Tammy Duckworth saying “Stand up, Tammy, let them see you.”
. . . got telephone numbers from seventeen women, making the event a success
…finally ordered everyone be let through when she was the most feminine woman to show up.
…again accidentally strangled three babies, but somehow found the strength to give her speech, and later, win a triathlon.
…promised to follow in Bill’s footsteps, which were close together and shuffling because his pants are always down around his ankles.
At a “women-only” campaign event, Hillary Clinton…
turned around and left.