Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Crazy new scheme! Replace the British monarchy with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Crazy new scheme! Replace the British monarchy with…
Crazy new scheme! Replace the British monarchy with…
Kardashians!
Crazy new scheme! Replace the British monarchy with…
a bit of lint.
Crazy new scheme! Replace the British monarchy with…
Social Justice!
A Herring!
A small wooden Badger.
Edmund Blackadder
Crazy new scheme! Replace the British monarchy with…
Schrödinger’s cat
the Spanish Inquisition
Russian dressing
a quick game of Persian Monarchs (P. G. Wodehouse reference, that)
the San Francisco Board of Supervisors
“a quick game of Persian Monarchs (P. G. Wodehouse reference, that)”
The Smile that Wins – one of Mulliner’s many nephews, wasn’t it, thought to have observed a person of importance introducing a bit of variety into the game? (Twice, I think – the millionaire father or guardian of the girl he loved, and some crusty old Earl – or maybe the Earl was the father, and the millionaire paid him off enough to be able to marry the girl. The plots all seem to merge in my memory.)
Crazy new scheme! Replace the British monarchy with…
the crafty veteran left-hander to get a couple of key outs and force Europe to bring up a pinch hitter.
Or a veteran striker who can press the play and force Europe into a defensive shell (a translation for the Continent)
Gosh darnit man, we are trying to make them BETTER, not worse!
Crazy new scheme! Replace the British monarchy with…
Folger’s Crystals.
…sand and ground up clamshells, let’s see what happens.
American monarchy! Send them the Obamas, one way, no questions asked. Throw in a few Kennedys! Then Kerry! And James Taylor! Algore! Schumer! Pelosi! Chelsea! Waters! Jackson-Lee! CNN! Hollywood! Yaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!
the Robber Barron Trump.
…an anarchosyndicalist commune…
…that Nigerian prince who will be really wealthy soon.
…Elton John, so he can sing God Save Me, with a straight face.
…the Obamas, just to see Barack bow to himself every time he sees his reflection.
….the 9th Circuit!
Amazon bots
Elton John and Madonna in a pu$$y hat
An iPod full of Obama’s speeches. (I’m sure they have one lying around there somewhere!)
Crazy new scheme! Replace the British monarchy with…
…Pig farmers
Crazy new scheme! Replace the British monarchy with…
the mentally defective…oh, wait.
upper class twits
The County Bear Jamboree
Page 3 models
. . . the Caliphate. Oh, wait . . .
…a sweet and fluffy center.
… palaceholders
Basil Fawlty