….deliberated changing their name to Clinton News Network or Comey News Network or Communist News Network or Crazy News Network or Colbert News Network or Certainly Not News or Contains No News or Constant Negative News or Complete Nonsense Network or Censored News Network.
In response to the Project Veritas video showing a CNN producer admitting fake news, CNN executives…
admitted that they thought Americans are just idiots who have to be lead around by their noses by their betters no matter what the truth or facts might be.
Well, as far as they’re concerned, the only ‘real’ Americans are the ones who watch their crappy channel (other than Forensic Files which is on 12 hours a day on Headline “News”) so….they’re right. As far as those people are concerned, the ‘truth’ is what CNN tells them….like, ‘…don’t worry, Hillary will win by a mile’. How’d that ‘truth’ work out? Luckily, lazy and stupid go hand in hand.
You can lead an Obama voter to the welfare office but you can’t make him work.
CNN executives… Replied, “You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I’m going!”
double down on their lies.
…fake apologized.
…started screaming “CGI, CGI, CGI…fake news!!!”
…said “Yeah, so what?”…
yelled, “Look! A squirrel!”
rolled out a new slogan, “We distort, you deride.”
made employment offers to noted fake news experts Brian Williams and Dan Rather.
…commented that, “It’s not a lie if you believe it”.
…asked, “Why would you believe the Producer? He just admitted he was a liar”.
Stuck their fingers in their ears and started yelling “la la la la la”
Ran a piece on Kim Kardashian’s boobs
Asked their neighbors if they thought CNN was fake news and was satisfied when the response was “nope”
…screamed “BLASPHEMY!
…hire Connie Chung, Dan Rather and Brian Williams as well as the Suzuki Samurai tip test and GMC Truck gas tank explosion test teams.
put their cologne-scented handkerchiefs to their noses before gently swooning.
….deliberated changing their name to Clinton News Network or Comey News Network or Communist News Network or Crazy News Network or Colbert News Network or Certainly Not News or Contains No News or Constant Negative News or Complete Nonsense Network or Censored News Network.
…requested “lawyers, guns and money”…
…and believe me they needum!
In response to the Project Veritas video showing a CNN producer admitting fake news, CNN executives…
admitted that they thought Americans are just idiots who have to be lead around by their noses by their betters no matter what the truth or facts might be.
Well, as far as they’re concerned, the only ‘real’ Americans are the ones who watch their crappy channel (other than Forensic Files which is on 12 hours a day on Headline “News”) so….they’re right. As far as those people are concerned, the ‘truth’ is what CNN tells them….like, ‘…don’t worry, Hillary will win by a mile’. How’d that ‘truth’ work out? Luckily, lazy and stupid go hand in hand.
You can lead an Obama voter to the welfare office but you can’t make him work.
CNN executives… Replied, “You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I’m going!”
What they actually did: Blame it on Trump.
Blamed it on the Russians
Blame it on Rio
Blamed it on the alcohol.