Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now that the Trump DOJ will be cracking down on public colleges using Affirmative Action in admissions, schools will begin selecting candidates…
…by political party affiliation.
…by zip codes.
…and then hazing them
. . . who are, as a minimum requirement, alive:
“Martyrdom, sir, is what these people like: It is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.” – George Bernard Shaw
Now that the Trump DOJ will be cracking down on public colleges using Affirmative Action in admissions, schools will begin selecting candidates…
the old fashioned way, sons of rich white folks who can give cash on the barrelhead.
Now that the Trump DOJ will be cracking down on public colleges using Affirmative Action in admissions, schools will begin selecting candidates…
based on how strangely spelled or pronounced a person name appears.
…according to their social media presence…
…by the inventiveness and sincerity of their gender identification…
Sincerity?!!?! NO one is allowed to question the sincerity of a persun’s gender identification, or xher choice of personal pronouns. Unlock that d@mn locker room already!!
…who have their conceal-carry permit and can hit the bullseye on an Obama target board from 50 yards.
…matching Social Security numbers to the PowerBall winning ticket.
…by the size of their nostrils.
Now that the Trump DOJ will be cracking down on public colleges using Affirmative Action in admissions, schools will begin selecting candidates…
secretly. !Resistance!
Highest biddder
…snowflake comparison, groups of similar looking or acting snowflakes, saving the white male snowflakes for later consideration.
…by making their mailboxes safe places and if necessary, asking if they can get some muscle over here at the admissions office.
Hair color. The crazier, the better.