…almost surprised this story wasn’t followed up by the usual advice from the police and other government officials, advising you not to try this and to instead give the intruder whatever he wants, up to and including allowing him to stab you, and to then simply wait patiently for the police to arrive.
Skillets should not be allowed at school. They are VERY, VERY dangerous. Really. Why, kids are known to pick them up and swing them around like guns and then BAM! some other kid (or the teacher!) get’s it in the face. And then BAM! that kids goes down with a serious facial injury. There ought to be a law that says “No skillets within 1000 feet” or something like that. I’m serious.
Or corn bread. Or fried chicken!
From my cold, greasy hands!
Yeah, but was it a high capacity skillet?
“That’s not a skillet…. THIS is a skillet.”
(Guess he thought he’d have her overeasy.)
Must’ve been one of them skillets that make more’n two hunert fried okra a minute. They’s outlawed in California and New York. Dang I wisht I had one!
Skillet -> cast iron -> black –>> RACIST!
Welcome to Thunderkitchen, bi†ch!
biden is still trying to look down the barrel.
Let’s just hope they demand “kitchen free” zones.
Gotta break a few skulls to make an omelet.
…almost surprised this story wasn’t followed up by the usual advice from the police and other government officials, advising you not to try this and to instead give the intruder whatever he wants, up to and including allowing him to stab you, and to then simply wait patiently for the police to arrive.
Breaking — Police are responding to a drive by sauteing — film at 11
It’s all Hollywood’s fault. If she hadn’t seen “Tangled”, this never would have happened.
I wonder if that skillet was registered with the Bureau of Al dente, Tossing and Frying?
If she had been there on Pork Chop Hill it would have been a pancakewalk.
…oh, and where’s the usual, “so far, no charges expected to be filed against the woman with the frying pan” line?
I wish there was audio for this – it could be the next “ping-arrgh!”
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/08/i-have-got-to-have-this-for-my-ringtone/
Skillets should not be allowed at school. They are VERY, VERY dangerous. Really. Why, kids are known to pick them up and swing them around like guns and then BAM! some other kid (or the teacher!) get’s it in the face. And then BAM! that kids goes down with a serious facial injury. There ought to be a law that says “No skillets within 1000 feet” or something like that. I’m serious.