Poll: What holiday television event are you most looking forward to celebrating?

What holiday television event are you most looking forward to celebrating?

  • Castro's funeral (65%, 119 Votes)
  • It's A Wonderful Life (13%, 23 Votes)
  • A Christmas Story (13%, 23 Votes)
  • Other (Provide details in the comments) (6%, 11 Votes)
  • Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer (4%, 8 Votes)

Total Voters: 184

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Poll: What is the most likely outcome of the Clinton emails found during the Anthony Weiner investigation?

What is the most likely outcome of the Clinton emails found during the Anthony Weiner investigation?

  • Weiner sends sex texts to a 15-year old girl and ends up screwing a 69-year-old woman. (47%, 119 Votes)
  • The FBI will conclude "not enough evidence" and Clinton will play the victim card, winning on November 8 (35%, 87 Votes)
  • Trump will hammer the issue and squeak to a win. (15%, 37 Votes)
  • Other (Provide details in the comments) (4%, 9 Votes)

Total Voters: 252

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Poll: With pre-election polls varying by nearly 20 points, do you trust polls?

With pre-election polls varying by nearly 20 points, do you trust polls?

  • You're asking in a poll what I think about polls? What are you, stupid? (62%, 145 Votes)
  • No, they are rigged. (33%, 78 Votes)
  • Yes, they are generally reliable. (3%, 7 Votes)
  • Other (Provide details in the comments) (2%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 235

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Poll: What song from the classic rock era best describes your reaction to the presidential election?

What song from the classic rock era best describes your reaction to the presidential election?

  • Why Don't We Get Drunk (Jimmy Buffett) (36%, 53 Votes)
  • Don't Fear the Reaper (Blue Öyster Cult) (31%, 45 Votes)
  • Other (Provide details in the comments) (20%, 29 Votes)
  • Ball of Confusion (The Temptations) (11%, 16 Votes)
  • Shades of Gray (The Monkees) (2%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 146

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Poll: What is the big WikiLeaks secret on Hillary?

What is the big WikiLeaks secret on Hillary?

  • She's an alien recovered from Roswell (35%, 55 Votes)
  • She authorized murder. (26%, 41 Votes)
  • Her health is worse than she admits. (14%, 22 Votes)
  • She made a deal with the DNC, Wasserman-Shultz, and Kaine to secure the nomination. (12%, 19 Votes)
  • Other (Provide details in the comments) (12%, 18 Votes)

Total Voters: 155

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Poll: What’s your favorite day that serves no actual purpose?

September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. No, there is no actual purpose to it, but it’s still a thing. So…

What's your favorite day that serves no actual purpose?

  • Election Day (37%, 110 Votes)
  • International Talk Like A Pirate Day (27%, 80 Votes)
  • Groundhog Day (17%, 51 Votes)
  • Star Wars Day (13%, 39 Votes)
  • Other (Provide details in the comments) (6%, 19 Votes)

Total Voters: 299

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Poll: What is your favorite Apple product?

This is the week of Apple’s big Autumn announcements of products and services. Many popular devices have been introduced over the last several years. Which brings us to this week’s poll:

What is your favorite Apple product?

  • Pie (40%, 113 Votes)
  • Cider (22%, 62 Votes)
  • Fritter (20%, 56 Votes)
  • iPad (6%, 17 Votes)
  • iPhone (5%, 15 Votes)
  • Sauce (5%, 15 Votes)
  • Other (Provide details in the comments) (3%, 8 Votes)
  • Watch (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 286

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Poll: Which super villain would be a better president than the current batch of candidates?

There is general dissatisfaction by Americans with the presidential candidates picked by Americans. Perhaps the problem isn’t that they are all awful, it’s that they aren’t awful enough. With that in mind…

Which super villain would be a better president than the current batch of candidates?

  • Lex Luthor (Superman) (48%, 82 Votes)
  • Magneto (X-Men) (19%, 33 Votes)
  • Other (Provide details in the comments) (11%, 18 Votes)
  • The Monarch (Venture Bros.) (9%, 16 Votes)
  • The Joker (Batman) (9%, 15 Votes)
  • The Riddler (Batman) (4%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 171

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Poll: Which meteor are you most looking forward to ending it all?

After looking over all the candidates for President, many have come to the conclusion that the best to hope for is a meteor to end it all. But even that’s not a simple choice to make. It turns out there are two major meteor candidates:

And that’s our poll question: Which meteor are you most looking forward to ending it all?

Which meteor are you most looking forward to ending it all?

  • Sweet Meteor of Death (78%, 144 Votes)
  • Giant Meteor (12%, 22 Votes)
  • Other (Provide details in the comments) (10%, 18 Votes)

Total Voters: 184

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Poll: Who do you support in the 2016 U.S. presidential election?

Who do you support in the 2016 U.S. presidential election?

  • Donald Trump (Republican Party) (50%, 163 Votes)
  • Giant Meteor (Crash The Party) (28%, 89 Votes)
  • Cthulhu (Old Ones Party) (12%, 39 Votes)
  • Gary Johnson (Libertarian Party) (5%, 16 Votes)
  • Other (provide your choice in the comments) (5%, 16 Votes)
  • Hillary Clinton (Democrat Party) (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Jill Stein (Green Party) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 323

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