Who do you support in the 2016 U.S. presidential election?
- Donald Trump (Republican Party) (50%, 163 Votes)
- Giant Meteor (Crash The Party) (28%, 89 Votes)
- Cthulhu (Old Ones Party) (12%, 39 Votes)
- Gary Johnson (Libertarian Party) (5%, 16 Votes)
- Other (provide your choice in the comments) (5%, 16 Votes)
- Hillary Clinton (Democrat Party) (0%, 0 Votes)
- Jill Stein (Green Party) (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 323

Is your refrigerator running? … I might vote for it.
Vote Prince Albert!!!
He’s in the can…..For America!
At this time, Donald and Crash the Meteor are in first place.
Since they’re basically the same thing they’re hurting themselves by not joining in a single ticket.
My vote is for a Dr. Zaius/General Ursus ticket…
I’m going to write in “i can govern myself thank you very much”
Ironically, Cthulhu was a freshman during Hillary junior year.
SMOD. A more libertarian alternative to Giant Meteor, in my opinion.
I base this on Giant Meteor’s Twitter feed that was posted in part either on this site or at Twitchy.
Castle, Constitution Party- if they can get onto the ballots here
Historically speaking, if you’re not voting FOR Trump, then you’re just casting your vote FOR HILLARY, by another means.
Other: NORK nukes over D.C.
Cthulhu, why settle for a lesser evil?
Make our dimension great again!
Kang & Kodos
Not from The Simpsons, but from Star Trek, The Original Series.
Zombie Ronald Reagan 2016!
Mad Dog Mattis “Kill the party”