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Archive of entries posted on 15th August 2016
I Still Remember the “I’m Putting Hillary in Charge of Reforming Health Care” Debacle
At a rally in Kentucky, Hillary Clinton announced she would put her husband “in charge of revitalizing the economy”.
Let me guess… the plan is to piggy-back Obama’s opening of Cuba and building an economy based on cigar importation?
The Truth About Wolverine
[High Praise! to Basic Instructions]
Wolverine is a superhero. He murders villains with knives that are built into his arms. He can also heal really fast, and has an unbreakable skeleton, but without the knives, he wouldn’t be much use. He’d mostly serve as a distraction, allowing the enemy to beat him mercilessly while the rest of the team does more important work.
I think he’d be called “The Pummelee.”
Link of the Day: For Those Who Miss Mike Rowe’s “Dirty Jobs”
[High Praise! to Vice.com]
The poo isn’t the interesting part. The interesting part is that he’s doing mechanical repairs in literally zero-visibility conditions.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)
Pay the Lady
Newly released emails show that, as Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton would do favors for people who donated generously to the Clinton Foundation.
And those for failed to donate generously – short list for the Libyan ambassadorship.
Obama Warned Us – Barack Obama: Feminist
President Obama reflects on his experience as a feminist — and his hopes to continue building toward gender equality.
@BarackObama
“Some day I hope to smash boundaries myself and use a men’s room… while standing.”
Straight Line of the Day: The Best Advice Donald Trump’s Father Ever Gave Him…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best advice Donald Trump’s father ever gave him…
Some Movies Just Don’t Need to Be Remade
A new box office report shows that the all-female Ghostbusters movie is headed for a $70 million loss.
Not good. This keeps up, they may take hostages and demand a nuclear deal.
Poll: Which meteor are you most looking forward to ending it all?
After looking over all the candidates for President, many have come to the conclusion that the best to hope for is a meteor to end it all. But even that’s not a simple choice to make. It turns out there are two major meteor candidates:
And that’s our poll question: Which meteor are you most looking forward to ending it all?
Which meteor are you most looking forward to ending it all?
- Sweet Meteor of Death (78%, 144 Votes)
- Giant Meteor (12%, 22 Votes)
- Other (Provide details in the comments) (10%, 18 Votes)
Total Voters: 184
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