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Archive of entries posted on 2nd August 2016

The Illustrated Frank J: How About a Game Where We Nuke Virtual Planetary Satellites?

Posted by Harvey on 2 August 2016, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 2 Comments

Why Is My Salad Moving?

Posted by Harvey on 2 August 2016, 8:00 pm

The North American Edible Insect Coalition plans to lobby the FDA to add insects to their list of edible ingredients.

Oh. I thought Michelle Obama’s school lunch program was already on that.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

“Hack” Is a Figure of Speech

Posted by Harvey on 2 August 2016, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

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Filed under Funny Pictures | 2 Comments

Link of the Day: Satire – Raising the Minimum GPA

Posted by Harvey on 2 August 2016, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

Raising the minimum GPA

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

I’m Predicting the Invention of the Perpetual Motion Machine, So We’ll Actually Be OK

Posted by Harvey on 2 August 2016, 4:00 pm

The Semiconductor Industry Association has produced a study claiming that by 2040 “the energy required for computing will exceed the estimated world’s energy production.

Well, if we need more energy, we can always burn studies that demonstrate no comprehension of how supply and demand work.

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

Obama Warned Us – Fight for It

Posted by Harvey on 2 August 2016, 2:00 pm

Love only wins when people like you stand up and fight for it. Are you in? http://ofa.bo/hAS8 #LoveIsLove
@BarackObama

“Because nothing says love like fighting.”

Filed under Obama Warned Us | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Two of This Fall’s Presidential Debates Are Scheduled Opposite NFL Games. What Would Make You Watch the Debate, Instead?

Posted by Harvey on 2 August 2016, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Two of this fall’s presidential debates are scheduled opposite NFL games. What would make you watch the debate, instead?

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 34 Comments

Ding Dong, Cyberdyne Calling

Posted by Harvey on 2 August 2016, 8:00 am

Researchers at the University of Texas predict that “humanoid robots will likely one day outnumber humans”.

The downside – there’ll only be a dozen of them.

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Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

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