Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Two of this fall’s presidential debates are scheduled opposite NFL games. What would make you watch the debate, instead?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Two of this fall’s presidential debates are scheduled opposite NFL games. What would make you watch the debate, instead?
If they were scheduled opposite soccer games.
Two of this fall’s presidential debates are scheduled opposite NFL games. What would make you watch the debate, instead?
cancellation of the NFL season.
Two words: More Melania!
Two of this fall’s presidential debates are scheduled opposite NFL games. What would make you watch the debate, instead?
Brain Death
Executive Order
A couple of million dollars and the ownership of a small, but nice, island in MIcronesia.
Two of this fall’s presidential debates are scheduled opposite NFL games. What would make you watch the debate, instead?
Two enter, only one leaves.
John Madden covers the debate, and Candy Crowley does play by play color for the game.
The debate is in the middle of the field on the 50 yard line during the game, and no one is allowed to move out of the way.
…All NFL teams start wearing rainbows…
…The debates are moderated by the FBI with lie detectors and handcuffs…
…and shock collars hooked up to the lie detector.
Can’t trust the FBI not to rig the whole thing.
A third candidate is allowed to debate the two. I nominate a famished Grizzley bear.
Three words…Presidential Cage Match!!!
Biden said that’s four words
…CGI dragons and zombies attacking the candidates, just like in The Blair Witch Project.
The enforcement of the WWE Extreme Rules.
If baseball season got cancelled.
If my daughter were held hostage, and watching were the price of her life, I would watch. And then I’d dedicate my life to developing the skill set of Liam Neeson in Taken, to hunt down and eliminate the kidnappers, one by one.
I’d choose Jack Bauer’s skill set – he works faster…
Oooh, good point. Bullet to the thigh!
Dammit there is no time!
Pistols at twenty paces.
Only if Atlanta were playing New Orleans or if the Giants were playing Green Bay.
Two of this fall’s presidential debates are scheduled opposite NFL games. What would make you watch the debate, instead?
If Michael Savage was the moderator
If the starting QBs for the NFL games were listed as Ryan Leaf and JaMarcus Russell
Klondike Bar.
I’m a Redskins fan; I didn’t know they still showed football on TV. 🙂
Ouch…that’s gonna leave a mark.
Yeah, the TV people expect me to turn my coat for the Panthers.
A recommendation from Hillary. I’d hate for something to happen to me, like a suicide or a barbell falls on me at the gym, or I fall off that cliff while hiking.
If I was curious as to who has a better ground game, who gets a pass, and if anyone has a center that is worth anything.
A guarantee that Hillary and Bill Clinton would be prosecuted for their crimes if I watched.
If Killary was compelled to tell only the truth (like the Liar, Liar movie)
Or if Shrillary was not allowed to speak
Same thing.
If they punctuated their statements with hand grenades.
If Trey Gowdy were the moderator.