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Archive of entries posted on 10th August 2016
Or You Could Use the “Rock and Skate” Method From “Cast Away”
A new study shows that flossing your teeth has essentially no impact on your dental health.
Said study no doubt conducted by someone who’s never eaten corn on the cob.
Now You Don’t Need to Watch the News for the Next Three Months
Link of the Day: Like Finding Out Your Great Grandpa Was Hanged for Cattle Rustling
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
On This Date in 1997, Microsoft Invested in Apple
Apple Acolytes really hate talking about this.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)
There’s Not NEARLY Enough Fairness Here. Can’t We Force Something?
A private company has received government clearance to fly a mission to the moon to exploit its resources on a commercial scale.
I’m surprised the government didn’t require them to fly in a minimum number of Greenpeacers to protest it.
Obama Warned Us – Climate Extremes
These extreme records aren’t a fluke — climate change is largely caused by human activity. http://ofa.bo/2azFXCj #ActOnClimate
@BarackObama
“Mostly goverment-funded researchers fudging data to make the records look extreme.”
Straight Line of the Day: Surprise! Recently Spotted Attending a Hillary Clinton Rally…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Surprise! Recently spotted attending a Hillary Clinton rally…
A Report Hammered Out Over a Steak Dinner, No Doubt
A UN panel suggested that, to stop global warming, we should “tax meat until it’s too expensive to eat”.
Good idea. May I suggest a testing pilot program on UN employees to make sure it works?