Straight Line of the Day: Surprise! Recently Spotted Attending a Hillary Clinton Rally…

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Surprise! Recently spotted attending a Hillary Clinton rally…

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  1. …was Satan, he’s her biggest fan!

    …was Satan, looking rather glum. He failed to completely read the contract for her soul and missed the clause where he is contractually obligated to do her bidding until her death. Not doing the appropriate due diligence for a deal of this magnitude, he failed to discover that she has neither a heart nor a soul.

  2. Surprise! Recently spotted attending a Hillary Clinton rally…

    …Chris Crocker crying “Leave Hillary Alone!”

    …no one really knows since asking for a photo ID is racist.

  3. …Nosferatu…no, that was Hillary eyeing a taxpayer.

    …a large contingent of portable escalator workers.

    …pleased looking executives from the UMBRELLA CORP., there to observe the Nemesis II Project.

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