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Archive of entries posted on 5th August 2016
Official Uniform – Pantsuit with Numbers Stenciled on the Chest
A new report notes that Hillary’s sole accomplishment in eight years as a US Senator was getting a courthouse renamed for Thurgood Marshall.
Since then, all she’s done is narrowly avoid getting a prison named after herself.
I Thought We Weren’t Allowed to Use That Word Anymore?
Link of the Day: Batman Joins Black Lives Matter
[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]
A New Space Law Says You Can’t Punch People Like That
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)
Why Does Harry Reid Want ISIS to Successfully Attack America?
Harry Reid said that if Trump gets elected, the CIA should give him “fake intelligence briefings”.
We should listen to him. Harry’s an expert on not having real intelligence.
Obama Warned Us – Fixing Immigration
Our immigration system is broken, and we need Congress for a long-term solution—speak up for #ImmigrationAction
@BarackObama
“Call your Congressman today. Press 2 for Spanish.”
Straight Line of the Day: In Order to Get Prisoners Freed from Iran, President Obama Gave Iran…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to get prisoners freed from Iran, President Obama gave Iran…
Masters and Slaves
A new study shows that a record number of Americans are renouncing their citizenship.
Probably planning to sneak across the border later and get the freebies instead of paying for everyone else’s.