Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to get prisoners freed from Iran, President Obama gave Iran…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to get prisoners freed from Iran, President Obama gave Iran…
…a goathead to Kerry on with their nuclear ambitions.
..his promise to continue destroying The Great Satan.
In order to get prisoners freed from Iran, President Obama gave Iran…
SUCH a stern look! And $400m in unmarked, non-sequential Euros.
…an unconditional surrender and restitution for the war declared in 1979.
In order to get prisoners freed from Iran, President Obama gave Iran…
his word that “Hillary” understands the arrangement…And $400m in unmarked, non-sequential Euros.
Nothing, NOTHING I SAY! And $400m in unmarked, non-sequential Euros.
threats of dire consequences. And $400m in unmarked, non-sequential Euros.
permission to Nuke Israel. And $400m in unmarked, non-sequential Euros.
voter registration forms to fill out for the upcoming election. And $400m in unmarked, non-sequential Euros.
a cute kitten! And $400m in unmarked, non-sequential Euros.
In order to get prisoners freed from Iran, President Obama gave Iran the motivation to take more American prisoners hostage.
Sorry, some things just aren’t funny.
… a promise to gladly pay them Tuesday for a nothingburger today.
Carte blanche.
.. a new entry in the political dictionary:
IRANSOM (n.):
A sum paid to loan sharks immediately before they decide to release your head from the toilet. A Shia coincidence. The global replacement of exes in “executive” and “extortion” with cons.
In order to get prisoners freed from Iran, President Obama gave Iran…
any and everything they asked for, and then some
Obama’s personal copy of the Koran, which he gladly autographed for them
a few atomic bombs, to speed up the process
… four of his Social Security numbers, plus pro tips on how to transparently Photoshop a Certificate of Birth to circumvent presidential candidate eligibility rules. As a bonus, tips on how to Photoshop a Selective Service application, in case the press asks…. which they won’t.
… his injunction to render unto Khizr what is Khizr’s.
(punchline redacted for audiences under 18)
A Lewinski.
(Shakes fist at formerhostage)
Damn it! Y’all are taking all my good material!
(Shakes fist at HokieGamer)
… no articulated reason given …
…a Lewinski. He paid $400MM in unmarked, non-sequential Euros for the privilege.
…a flock of seagulls.
Subtle
In order to get prisoners freed from Iran, President Obama gave Iran…
what was left of America’s dignity.
….Valerie Jarretts autographed prayer rug with matching knee pads.