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Archive of entries posted on September 2016
Just Another MSM Coincidence in Hillary’s Favor: “Power Through It”
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[Don’t Worry, Hillary Clinton Will Power Through | SUPERcuts! #360] (Viewer #148,083)
My favorite comment at YouTube: “Imagine a pilot saying ‘I’m flying this plane and I get occasional faints but don’t worry I’m gonna power through this'”.
If We Wanted Your Regime Changed, We’d Saddam You
At a Non-Aligned Summit, the Presidents of both Venezuela and Cuba warned that the US was secretly trying to topple their governments.
Shameful. Hopefully our next President will do it openly.
Overheard: Best Euphemism Ever
For a horrible, incompetent person:
“Generously gifted with the opportunity to improve.”
[High Praise! to Red]
Link of the Day: Satire – How the 9/11 Attacks Would Have Been Reported Today
[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]
How the 9/11 attacks would have been reported today
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Somehow Reminds Me of the Jail Cell Scene in “The Dark Knight”
Now trending upward – installing tiny subcutaneous RFID chips to store data inside your body.
Swell. Can’t wait til Apple markets it as the iBump.
Obama Warned Us – Offshore Wind Farm
Rhode Island just built America’s first offshore wind farm, which will create clean energy and fight climate change.
@BarackObama
“Also, it will make fresh seagull salsa for local porpoises.”
Straight Line of the Day: The UN Is Now Demanding That the US…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The UN is now demanding that the US…
Remember Back When the Navy Used Environmentally-Friendly Wind Power?
A Washington-based think tank, the Center for Climate and Security, said that climate change “presents a strategically-significant risk to US national security”.
Only if you try to make our soldiers’ guns solar powered.
So… Hillary’s Like a Boy Scout, Except Older and With Pneumonia?
Post-Hillary-Election Wish List
Hillary Clinton said that being forced to take time off the campaign trail for health reasons “was actually a gift“.
Yea, and if she wins, I hope she gives us the gift of her absence as often as possible.
Help! Help! I’m Being Repressed
Link of the Day: I Would Tend to Believe a Cartoonist Over a Reporter
[High Praise! to Scott Adams’ Blog]
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Not Impossible. All He Has to Do Is Stay Out of the Way While We Do It Ourselves
In a recent speech, Donald Trump pledged to create 25 million jobs over the next decade.
Sounds low. You’re gonna need that many people working around the clock just to clean up the mess Obama left.
Obama Warned Us – Gender Equality
Say you’ll continue the fight to make gender equality a reality in America: http://ofa.bo/2cfsWE1 #WomensEqualityDay
@BarackObama
“Ironic, since there’s no worse way to prove you’re somebody’s equal than fighting like a girl.”