Straight Line of the Day: The UN Is Now Demanding That the US…

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The UN is now demanding that the US…

23 Comments

  1. … quit holding its breath until it turns blue.

    … tend to some of its chores before it goes back to playing.

    … stop fighting like a girl.

    … get a financial haircut, mister.

    … stop making fascists, or it’ll freeze that way.

    • Certainly not, you wrong-thinking h8-criminal. Merely thinking that you have the “right” to form your own opinions freely, without the guidance of the absolute moral authority granted to the Voices of the Oppressed, makes the precious snowflakes who bring enlightenment feel unsafe. Report to the re-education camp at once. Check your privilege at the door.

  2. The UN is now demanding that the US…

    …pay for their crimes to humanity.

    …stop using almonds in cookies.

    …acknowledge their white privilege.

    …create a government program to find out how many licks it really takes to get to center of a tootsie-roll pop.

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