Heads Up

Avast ye scurvy swabs! Monday, September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

A fair warnin’ to ye…

I’m Worried This Hillary Get-Out-The-Vote Campaign Might Work

(Submitted by Slapout [High Praise!])

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His Merry Men and Maid Monica

Bill Clinton said that the work he does with the Clinton Foundation makes him like Robin Hood.

Or, as we call it today, “misappropriating government funds”.

Hillary’s Village People

[High Praise! to Hope n’Change Cartoons]

Link of the Day: 7 Reasons America Needs A Taco Truck On Every Corner

[High Praise! to The Federalist]

7 Reasons America Needs A Taco Truck On Every Corner

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Nixon Was an Amateur

Hillary Clinton said there are “no conflicts of interest” with her campaign and the Clinton Foundation.

True. They’re both out to make her untouchably powerful and stinking rich.

Obama Warned Us – Better Off

It’s been a long road, but we’re far better off than we were eight years ago.
@BarackObama

We “occupants of the White House” we.

Straight Line of the Day: OOPS! While Listing Hillary’s Accomplishments, President Obama Accidentally Included…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

OOPS! While listing Hillary’s accomplishments, President Obama accidentally included…

I’d Sooner Vote for FDR’s Wheelchair

At a campaign stop in Philadelphia, President Obama declared that, despite her recent collapse, Hillary Clinton is “fit” for office.

He’s got a point. The more time she spends unconscious, the better off the country is. #Hillary/Coma2016