I’d Sooner Vote for FDR’s Wheelchair

At a campaign stop in Philadelphia, President Obama declared that, despite her recent collapse, Hillary Clinton is “fit” for office.

He’s got a point. The more time she spends unconscious, the better off the country is. #Hillary/Coma2016

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  1. At a campaign stop in Philadelphia, President Obama declared that, despite her recent collapse death and entombment in a glass box, Hillary Clinton is “fit” for office and 99% of Obama voters will gleefully vote for her.

  2. Look! What’s important is whether anyone recorded her eating the lizard. As long as no one recorded her actually eat it we have plausible deniability. To my knowledge no one saw her eat it…they just saw her pass out after she ate it. However just in case something comes up later I already have the Washington Post primed to run an article claiming Trump eats lizards too. ~ A. Clinton Staffer

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