The Illustrated Frank J: The Kibble Is Tasty, But Now It’s Time to Try a Little Finger Meat

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Surprisingly, Not Wearing a Plaid Onesie

During a Q & A session with Chelsea Clinton, the first questioner actually apologized for being a man.

I wouldn’t worry about that, friend. If you ever apologize for being a man, you aren’t one.

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This Is Why We Never Take Advice From Liberals

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Keep in Mind, This Applies to Hillary, Too

[High Praise! to Buckeye Firearms Association]

Criminal Mindset: “I Saw an Opportunity and I Took It.”

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

But Enough About Me, Let’s Talk About You. What Do YOU Think of Me?

During a speech stumping for Hillary, President Obama mentioned himself 137 times.

Not sure how many times he mentioned Hillary. Depends on whether you count when he said “I don’t recall“.

Obama Warned Us – Protection

President Obama continues his track record of protecting millions of acres of federal land and water. Take a look:
@BarackObama

“Just like the Corleones protected people from tragic, mysterious horse-beheadings in ‘The Godfather’. Well, MOST people, anyway.”

Straight Line of the Day: During the Debate, Hillary’s Biggest Fear…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear

Finally! Transparency from the White House!

A White House staffer got her email hacked, revealing Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton’s private schedules, Secret Service plans, and even Michelle Obama’s passport.

Would’ve had their private medical data, too, but all of them are exempt from Obamacare. Don’t you wish YOU were?