Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear…
…the cameras won’t cut away while the medics are loading her on the gurney.
…accidently slipping into her ‘bobble head’ routine.
…is that her masking program will fail…
…would be a pesky follow-up question, but THAT won’t happen…
…Bill hitting on Gennifer.
…..is wondering if her IV bag will match her pantsuit.
During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear…
buckets of water.
no commercial breaks
is coming across as not being a “people’ person.
During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear…
legitimate real-time fact checkers
most people watching might have IQs higher than room temperature
the VRWC substituted Richard Nixon’s make up kit with her Preparation H-based kit
questions involving accomplishments other than Arkancide
that Lester Holt will inadvertently declare her the winner in his opening statement
During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear…
a question that wasn’t on Holt’s cheat sheet she has been studying this past week.
During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear is that she will cough up her lost e-mails.
…it might actually make a difference at this point.
Donald Trump won’t shoot himself in the foot.
During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear…
… the teleprompter in her podium will stop working.
…is the Spanish Inquisition, because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
…is having an acute attack of honesty.
…that she might fall off her platform. http://nypost.com/2016/09/25/clinton-to-use-a-taller-lectern-to-shrink-height-difference-with-trump/
…her eyes won’t line up.
…her pants will catch on fire while hanging from a telephone wire.
…she may get her tongue caught in her eye tooth and be unable to see what she is saying.
. . . is ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties and things that go bump in the night.
. . . is that she will start behaving like Linda Blair’s character in The Exorcist.
Oh, the Huma inanity
During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear…
…will that more people will watch the debate than will watch Monday Night Football.
…is that people will actually be watching the debate.
…is that she might come across as a sick, shrill, demented harpy.
…is that her left eye will start blinking in a dit dit dit – da da da – dit dit dit pattern.
… a mix of ethnicities in the audience will leave her uncertain which accent to use.
… is that in after-debate polls she’ll be noways tied.
… is that Dean Wormer may have been right all along — it is no way to go through life.
…that the audience will not understand her kneeling during the National Anthem.
… that kid from The Sixth Sense is ready to tell her his secret.
… her surprise appearance will be negated by audience feeling a pricking in their thumbs.
… is an inability to hide her harridandruff.
… is that Trump’s handshake will last only half a second while hers will last ninety minutes.
During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear…
is she might screw up and tell the truth.
What are the odds?
During the debate, Hillary’s biggest fear…
She might accidentally smile, which means either her earpiece fell out or she’s making use of her Depends. Or both.
Kim Carnes will sing the intro called “She’s got Marty Feldman eyes.”
…depends on the load capacity of Depends.
…Lisbeth Salander doesn’t show up to nail her feet to the floor.
…it will be revealed that her pacemaker is really a thermostat.
…her supporters will start passing out the Kool-Aid when all her answers are “The b!#@# set me up”.