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Archive of entries posted on 20th September 2016
Outside of Merchandising, Are WB Characters Even Still a Thing?
I’ve seen all of Bugs’ work, but does anyone under 30 even know why you should take the left turn at Albuquerque?
[Bugs Bunny – The Origins of an American Icon] (Viewer #280,297)
Liberal Kryptonite
Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei said that Iran must stand strong against America’s leaders by “the creation of fear in the enemy”.
So… they’re going to idle their SUV’s and not separate their recyclables?
Jim Henson Couldn’t Have Done It Worse
Just a thought that occurred to me… I don’t think there’s enough answers for a Straight Line, but I wanted to discuss it.
Trump and Hillary are both objectively horrible people, and I was wondering if there were muppets that were worse.
Animal? No, he’s pretty harmless as long as he has drums to play with and Floyd’s holding his chain.
Oscar the Grouch? Basically just Dick Cheney with fewer lawyer-shooting notches on his shotgun. Not so bad, really.
Crazy Harry? Nah. Unlike Hillary, does not have any confirmed kills.
Lew Zealand? Maybe. I don’t like the way that he says his boomerang fish will come back to him, and a lot of them never do. Who needs another lying politician?
Marvin Suggs? Probabably. I think the Muppaphone video will be his Benghazi.
Am I missing anyone?
Link of the Day: It’d Be Worth It Just to Avoid the Prequels
[High Praise! to Tree Lobsters]
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Albatross Around the Neck of Every Future President
A reporter on the scene noted that there was no applause at a fundraiser when President Obama bragged about the Iran nuclear deal as one of his accomplishments.
Well, the crowd was preoccupied – half daydreaming Obama would pay a ransom for them, half that he’d pay it to them.
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Straight Line of the Day: Unbelievable! In an Effort to Fight “Climate Change” They’re Now Banning…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Unbelievable! In an effort to fight “climate change”, they’re now banning…
The Important Thing Is That We Don’t Hurt Obama’s Feelings
Speaking at a Congressional Black Caucus event, President Obama told African American leaders he’d take it as “personal insult” if they didn’t vote for Clinton.
Although it’s probably less insulting than Hillary’s “I don’t feel no ways tired” accent.