Just a thought that occurred to me… I don’t think there’s enough answers for a Straight Line, but I wanted to discuss it.
Trump and Hillary are both objectively horrible people, and I was wondering if there were muppets that were worse.
Animal? No, he’s pretty harmless as long as he has drums to play with and Floyd’s holding his chain.
Oscar the Grouch? Basically just Dick Cheney with fewer lawyer-shooting notches on his shotgun. Not so bad, really.
Crazy Harry? Nah. Unlike Hillary, does not have any confirmed kills.
Lew Zealand? Maybe. I don’t like the way that he says his boomerang fish will come back to him, and a lot of them never do. Who needs another lying politician?
Marvin Suggs? Probabably. I think the Muppaphone video will be his Benghazi.
Am I missing anyone?
Not “Sweetums,” because he has a lot more charm than Hillary.
Not Yoda, because he is more spry than Hillary, and I don’t mean when he’s doing Jedi tricks. He also pulls fewer Jedi tricks than her.
Are you missing anybody?
Depends, are you including movies with Jim Henson muppets like Labyrinth?
If you are, then I’d nominate the Bog of Eternal Stench as “as bad”.
To quote Ludo,
Smells Bad!
And yes, it was a Muppet.
The PBS muppet gang has made an art form of waste, fraud, and abuse of government funding for many decades now — entrenching themselves in taxpayer handouts while their own foundation rakes in millions of dollars. Sound familiar?
Do the Skeksis count?
For those of you who don’t know what a Skeksis is, here is Hilary Clinton:
http://i.imgur.com/mDdOU70.jpg
And here is a Skeksis:
http://puppetvisionmovie.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/skeksis-cpa.jpg
Skeksis… survived by drinking the vital fluids they extracted from their victims, turning them into mindless slaves. Definitely worse than Trump. Too close to call on Hillary
Uncle Deadly, who I used to think was a little-known character, until he turned up in the “Muppets” movie from a few years ago as a henchman to the bad guy.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1211066725194&set=a.1211066685193.32942.1484530185&type=3&theater