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The EU is drafting plans for a common corporate tax base and a European blacklist for tax havens.
That’s perfect. If you’re investing heavily in companies that specialize in moving corporations overseas.
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Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!
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Federal convicts told a judge they were forced to watch Hillary Clinton’s convention speech but said the prison imposed a blackout on Donald Trump’s speech.
Great. Here comes another 8th amendment lawsuit.
We can’t afford to have a Supreme Court that’s short-handed
@BarackObama
“Yeah, I know that’s what FDR said, but this is completely different. Except for the part where I pack the court full of my picks so that I can keep my agenda alive.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now in the running to be the UN’s new Secretary General…
The US Navy has a new $4 billion stealth destroyer that shows up on enemy radar as a fishing boat.
Great. How’s it supposed to hide now that Obama’s banned fishing?