Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now in the running to be the UN’s new Secretary General…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now in the running to be the UN’s new Secretary General…
…Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Now in the running to be the UN’s new Secretary General…
anyone who wants some serious cash.
…Nakoula Basseley Nakoula…
…Keith Olbermann…
Nathan Explosion
…Carlos Danger
…Francis Underwood…
…Josiah Bartlet…
…Elisabeth McCord…
Now in the running to be the UN’s new Secretary General…
… a Cymbal Monkey.
… Magic 8 Ball
… Rodrigo Duterte ( Check him out)
I nominate Bibi Netanyahu
THE STASCHE!
Napoleon Dynamite
…Mrs. Wiggins.
…pretty much anyone with an oddball name and a hatred of truth, justice and the American way.
Incitatus
. . . FrankJ, because he’s FrankJ
. . . Bill Clinton, who’s heard that there are some hot chicks there
. . . Colin Kaepernick, who has done a remarkable job in uniting NFL fans in the belief that he’s a self-promoting jerk and a less-than-great quarterback
. . . Harry Reid, who really needs a job
. . . Rahm Emanuel, who’s done such a great job as mayor of Chicago
…paper cootie catcher.
…The Most Interesting Man In The World.
Who they need to elect is someone like a Churchill. Who they will elect is someone like a jellyfish.
This inanimate carbon rod!
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Inanimate_carbon_rod
Now in the running to be the UN’s new Secretary General…
a Herring!
Usain Bolt
Miss Moneypenny
Cthulhu
Nicolas Maduro, since he will be unemployed shortly, should fit right in at the UN.
…Caligula.
…a ham sandwich. Oh, wait!
…Stalin’s corpse.
…Senator Palpatine.