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Archive of entries posted on October 2016
Nice Necklace… LifeAlert?
At a recent rally, Hillary needed assistance from an aide in order to climb one step.
Geez… now I’m starting to worry whether she’ll be awake for the 3Pm phone call…
Following Hillary’s Logic Is Like Trying to Build Escher With Legos
Link of the Day: Satire – Actual, Robust Hillary Being Held Captive in RNC Headquarters
[High Praise! to The Dandy Goat]
Actual, robust Hillary being held captive in RNC headquarters
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)
Statistically, the Crime Rate Would Go to Zero If You Just Stopped Arresting People
The DNC is suing the RNC because Donald Trump won’t stop saying the election is “rigged”.
Yes, obviously the problem is the saying, not the rigging.
Obama Warned Us – Paid Sick Leave
Parents shouldn’t have to choose between a paycheck and taking care of a sick child at home. #LeadOnLeave
@BarackObama
“And businesses shouldn’t be able to choose between paying 1 person or 2 people to do the work of one person with a sick child.”
Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Gave Hillary His Strongest Endorsement Yet, Saying…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama gave Hillary his strongest endorsement yet, saying…
Favors to Hillary Are Always Repaid
A new report shows that 97% of Department of Justice political donations went to Hillary Clinton.
The other 3% came went to the DoJ as kickbacks.
Poll: What is the most likely outcome of the Clinton emails found during the Anthony Weiner investigation?
What is the most likely outcome of the Clinton emails found during the Anthony Weiner investigation?
- Weiner sends sex texts to a 15-year old girl and ends up screwing a 69-year-old woman. (47%, 119 Votes)
- The FBI will conclude "not enough evidence" and Clinton will play the victim card, winning on November 8 (35%, 87 Votes)
- Trump will hammer the issue and squeak to a win. (15%, 37 Votes)
- Other (Provide details in the comments) (4%, 9 Votes)
Total Voters: 252
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The Illustrated Frank J: This Would Actually Make a Lot of People More Likely to Vote Hillary
Kim Jong Un Don’t Care
After North Korea test-launched a missile in violation of UN resolutions, President Obama vowed to ask the UN to hold North Korea “accountable for these actions.”
Good plan. Right up there with putting a honey badger in Time Out.
Link of the Day: All Fully Qualified to Advise Hillary on Domestic Policy
[High Praise! to Cracked]
NOTE: Some coarse language at the link
6 Villain Plans That Make Absolutely No F’ing Sense
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The Perfect Illegal Immigration Solution
A new report shows that illegal immigrant border-crossings are up 25%.
Don’t worry, Obama has a plan to address this. He’s going to start hiring illegals to count all the illegals coming across.
