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Archive of entries posted on 21st October 2016
Worst. Origin. Story. Ever.
In a statement issued by the Agriculture Department, President Obama said “I’ve spent most of my life living in big cities. But the truth is, a lot of what’s shaped me came from my grandparents who grew up on the prairie in Kansas.”
“I still remember the time Auntie Em lost her ruby slippers in the big cyclone…”
Bet Hillary Doubles the Debt in Four Years
Link of the Day: Lies vs. Honesty vs. Coaching
[High Praise! to Scott Adams Blog]
My favorite part of this piece:
A firm denial from a prepared witness doesn’t mean anything. But a lack of denial, combined with questioning the source, is almost always a lie. Here’s the summary.
Example:
Did you commit the crime?
Liar: “Who told you that?”
Honest Person: “Hell no. I was at work. You can check.”
Prepared/coached Liar: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
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I’d Gladly Pay Them Twice That to Stop Talking
A new report shows that President Obama has spent $500 million in taxpayer money on public relations specialists for the government.
It’s a good thing, too. Otherwise we’d run the risk of forgetting who the author of our misery is.
Obama Warned Us – Fight to Protect
“Today is a historic day in the fight to protect our planet for future generations.” — President Obama #ActOnClimate
@BarackObama
“Isn’t it weird that, whenever I talk about fighting, I never call the enemy by name?” Who am I fighting? Who knows!”
Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Have Detected Strange Signals From Outer Space. Apparently It’s a Message That Says…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
I Assume This Was Said in a Tone Meant to Imply She’s Been Saying This All Along
At a campaign event in Dubuque, Chelsea Clinton told the audience, “we do need to work on the affordable part of the Affordable Care Act.”
Nothing more reassuring than hearing that from a millionaire liberal who thought it was what we needed in the first place, while being completely unaffected by it herself.