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An internal Obama administration email shows immigration officials are working overtime to swear in as many new “citizen voters” as possible before the Nov. 8 presidential election.
In Chicago, funeral homes are being rushed for the same reason.
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Note to the apparently clueless NY Times: “Man Pays Correct Amount of Taxes” is not a scandal. In fact, it’s not even interesting… And let’s not forget that to get his tax breaks, Trump had to lose almost a billion dollars – and we’re guessing that’s not a tax strategy most people would enjoy employing.
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Abbott And Costello Go To Wall Street
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Hackers managed to break into Yahoo’s servers and steal information about 500 million web users.
Don’t worry, though, Hillary’s emails are still secure – the Russians have those.
“Each month just gives another data point that makes the evidence stronger that we’re changing the climate.”
@BarackObama
“And I don’t care how far around the globe I have to jet to to prove it!”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama blamed Donald Trump’s increasing popularity on…
In a weird campaign video, Hillary Clinton asked rhetorically “why aren’t I 50 points ahead?” of Trump.
Simple…. because the polls aren’t asking who should be in prison.