Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama blamed Donald Trump’s increasing popularity on…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama blamed Donald Trump’s increasing popularity on…
…Trigonomaterny
President Obama blamed Donald Trump’s increasing popularity on…
too many uneducated white people.
right wing terrorists
climate change.
. . . George W. Bush
. . . the international Jewish conspiracy
… a dead Cait bounce.
… #backlashesmatter
… Flyover Country being the redbasket of America.
…Julian Assange…
…Nielsen…
…,no, wait – it’s Hannity!!! Has to be, he’s so even-handed and impartial, but soooo influential. Hannity – that must be it…
GLOBAL WARMING™!!11!!!11!.. oh wait
CLIMATE CHANGE™!!!11!11!
and of course: RACISM!!11!!11!!!1
… Trump’s announcement last month that he’s really the SMOD in disguise.
…Andrew Spieles.
RAACISSMM!! Oh, wait, no, I mean SEXXXISSSMM!!!1!1
No, wait, I endorsed Hillary – so it IS RAACISSMM!!! I just knew it had to be that. Black lies matter! [Not a typo.]
…Dick Nixon and his Silenced Majority.
…fear that the inevitable state funeral within the first hundred days of a Clinton presidency will interfere with important Kardashian coverage.
…Trump is not the one often mistaken for an evil clown stalking school children.
…too many Atticus Finch type lawyers in DC to have Hillary foaming at the mouth for four more years.
President Obama Blamed Donald Trump’s Increasing Popularity on…
…a vast right wing conspiracy.
…Bibles and guns.
…North Carolina’s gender bathroom laws.
President Obama Blamed Donald Trump’s Increasing Popularity on…
whatever he read in the newspaper.
numbers, racist white man’s numbers
America hating itself.
President Obama blamed Donald Trump’s increasing popularity on…Those people Obama hates more than any other… Americans!
… something he hadn’t thought of before:
Maybe the presidency doesn’t come from a store
Maybe — perhaps — it’s a little bit more.
President Obama blamed Donald Trump’s increasing popularity on…
… Zaphod Beeblebrox’s use of the Heart of Gold’s Infinite Improbability Drive while passing through sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.
…on Hillary Clinton’s unappealing personality, her grating cackle, rapidly deteriorating health, general corruption, and obsolete coalition politics.
…Daryl Dixon’s harsh voter suppression techniques.
President Obama Blamed Donald Trump’s Increasing Popularity on…
alien mind control rays.
Russian interference.