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Archive of entries posted on 5th October 2016

The Illustrated Frank J: The One Thing That Could Win Hillary the Election

Posted by Harvey on 5 October 2016, 10:00 pm

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Filed under The Illustrated Frank J | Comment

Technically, It’s Latin for “Moon Twitch”

Posted by Harvey on 5 October 2016, 8:00 pm

Northwestern University president Morton Schapiro told freshmen that anyone who opposes trigger warnings, or who belittles the pain of those microaggressed, is a “lunatic.”

Ironic, considering it’s the mentally ill who actually need nice, padded, safe spaces.

Filed under One-Shots | 7 Comments

Everyone Has This Same Question

Posted by Harvey on 5 October 2016, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 1 Comment

Link of the Day: Satire – Breaking Barriers: Marine Corps appoints first white male equal opportunity advisor

Posted by Harvey on 5 October 2016, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Les of Duffel Blog]

Breaking Barriers: Marine Corps appoints first white male equal opportunity advisor

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

When Hillary Says It’s Going to Be “a Walk in the Park”, She Doesn’t Mean It’ll Be Easy

Posted by Harvey on 5 October 2016, 4:00 pm

Jimmy Kimmel said that he stayed away from making jokes about Hillary Clinton because she’s “boring”.

Yes, much like those dreadfully dull death threats he’s been quietly getting from Hillary’s goons.

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Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Obama Warned Us – New Truck Standards

Posted by Harvey on 5 October 2016, 2:00 pm

New standards for heavy-duty trucks will cut 1.1 billion metric tons of carbon pollution through 2027.
@BarackObama

“But only if everyone buys a new 18-wheeler. So… ObamaTruck mandate!”

Filed under Obama Warned Us | 7 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: According to a New College “Speech Guide”, You Should Avoid Saying the Following…

Posted by Harvey on 5 October 2016, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

According to a new college “speech guide,” you should avoid saying the following…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 27 Comments

Deplorable Bitter Clingers

Posted by Harvey on 5 October 2016, 8:00 am

President Obama said that Trump’s popularity is fueled by some voters’ “fears and resentments“.

I’ll note that he didn’t say those fears and resentments were unfounded.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

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