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  1. Save the planet by punishing humans for surviving long past their fair share.
    I think it is high time for the manatee to assume the role as Earth’s dominant species.
    Climate change will self-correct and all will be well.
    ALL HAIL OUR MANATEE OVERLORDS!!!

  2. Wow, he said ‘metric tons’ he’s so super smart! It sounds so much more impressive and ominous when none of his voters knows wtf he’s talking about.

    I wonder how many metric tons of money truck drivers are going to spend to keep their old trucks on the road for another million miles to avoid buying a new one that costs even more.

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